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you sah," said Mr. Dickson, stropping a concave razor on the palm of his hand, "it war just like dis. I jined the church in good fait; I give ten dollars toward de stated gospill de fus' year, and de church people call me 'Brudder Dickson'; the second year my business not so good, and I gib only five dollars. Dat year the people call me 'Mr. Dickson.' Dis razor hurt you, sah?" "No, the razor goes tolerably well." "Well, sah, the third year I feel berry poor; had sickness in my family; and I didn't gib noffin' for preachin'. Well, sah, arter dat dey call me 'dat old nigger Dickson'--and I left 'em." CHURCH DISCIPLINE Two Methodist preachers, one white and the other colored, served rural charges in Mississippi which were conterminous. The negro received a considerably larger salary than his white brother, who asked him if it was not his custom to expel his members who failed to pay. "No, boss," he replied, "we would not like to put the gospel on a money basis. We gets them to subscribe, and if they don't pay we turns them out for lying." CITIZENS All the talk of hypenated citizenship has evidently had its effect upon a San Francisco youngster, American born, who recently rebelled fiercely when his Italian father whipped him for some misdemeanor. "But, Tomaso," said one of the family, "your father has a right to whip you when you are bad." Tomaso's eyes flashed. "I am a citizen of the United States," he declared. "Do you think that I am going to let any foreigner lick me?" CITY AND COUNTRY _See_ Country life. CIVICS Mrs. Profiteer was very proud of the stunts they were doing at the smart private school to which she had sent her daughter. "My dear," she said to her friend, "she's learning civics if you please." "What's civics?" asked the friend. "Civics? My dear, don't you know? Why, it's the science of interfering in public affairs." CIVILIZATION France says it is art. England says it is conquest. America says it is energy. Italy says it is song. Russia says it is work. Japan says it is imitation. Satan says it is his private "movie." Nations, like individuals, live and die; but civilization cannot die.--_Mazzini_. The truest test of civilization is not the census, nor the size of cities, nor the crops; no, but the kind of man the country turns out.--_Emerson_. CLASS DISTINCTIONS Secretary Hoover said at
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