inute we're both shut out of it. You see, the old man took
me aside out of the house to-day all by myself: swore he'd
made the pair of us perfectly elmy, if eighty pounds was not
forthcoming for Argyrippus this very day.

iussit vel nos atriensem vel nos uxorem suam
defraudare, dixit sese operam promiscam dare.
nunc tu abi ad forum ad erum et narra haec ut nos acturi sumus:
te ex Leonida futurum esse atriensem Sauream,
dum argentum afferat mercator pro asinis.

He gave us orders to do the steward out of it, or else his
wife: said he'd stand by us whichever it was. Now you be off
to the forum to master and tell him what our game will be:
that you are going to change from Leonida to steward Saurea
when the trader brings the money for the asses.

_Leon._

Faciam ut iubes.

I'll do as you say. (_moves off_)

_Lib._

Ego illum interea hic oblectabo, prius si forte advenerit. 370

I'll entertain him here myself meanwhile, if he happens to
come before you do.

_Leon._

Quid ais?

(_halting_) I say.

_Lib._

Quid vis?

What do you want?

_Leon._

Pugno malam si tibi percussero,
mox cum Sauream imitabor, caveto ne suscenseas.

(_gravely_) In case I punch your jaw for you later on when
I'm imitating Saurea, take care you don't get angry.

_Lib._

Hercle vero tu cavebis ne me attingas, si sapis,
ne hodie malo cum auspicio nomen commutaveris.

By gad, you'd just better take care yourself not to touch
me, if you know what's what, or you'll find you've picked
an unlucky day for changing your name.

_Leon._

Quaeso, aequo animo patitor.

Come, come, put up with it patiently.

_Lib._

Patitor tu item, cum ego te referiam.

Yes, and you put up with it when I hit you back.

_Leon._

Dico ut usust fieri.

I'm telling how it's got to be done.

_Lib._

Dico hercle ego quoque ut facturus sum.

And by the Lord, I'm telling how I'm going to do it.

_Leon._

Ne nega.

Don't refuse.

_Lib._

Quin promitto, inquam, hostire contra ut merueris.

Oh, I agree, I agree--to pay you back all you earn.

_Leon._

Ego abeo, tu iam, scio, patiere. sed quis hic est? is est,
ille est ipsus. iam ego recurro huc. tu hunc interea his tene.
volo seni narrare.

(_turning to go_) I'm off: you'll put up wit