d forwards the same? "Madam, I'm Adam."

At what time of day was Adam born? A little before Eve.

Why was the first day of Adam's life the longest? Because it had no
Eve.

How were Adam and Eve prevented from gambling? Their pair o' dice
(Paradise) was taken away from them.

What stone should have been placed at the gate of Eden after the
expulsion? Adamantine (Adam ain't in).

Why did Adam bite the apple Eve gave him? Because he had no knife.

At what time was Adam married? Upon his wedding Eve.

What evidence have we that Adam used sugar? Because he raised Cain.

Who was the first man condemned to hard labor for life? Adam.

Who was first interested in horse racing? Adam--he was the father of
the race.

How many apples were eaten in the Garden of Eden? Eve ate, and Adam,
too, and the devil won,--eleven in all.

What one word will name the common parent of both beasts and man?
A-dam.

What was the first surgical operation performed without the aid of
instruments? The extraction of a rib of Adam to be made into a wife.

Why ought Adam to have been perfectly satisfied with his wife?
Because she was cut out especially for him.

How did Adam and Eve feel when they left the Garden of Eden? Put out.

Why were the gates of Eden shut after Adam and Eve went out? To keep
the dam(p) air out.

What fur did Adam and Eve wear? Bear (bare) skin.

Why had Eve no fear of the measles? Because she'd Adam (had 'em).

For what was Eve made? For Adam's Express Company.

What did Adam first plant in the Garden of Eden? His foot.

Who first introduced walking-sticks? Eve gave Adam a little Cain.

What kind of cottages did Adam's sons prefer? Cottages with eaves
(Eves).

Was our mother Eve High or Low Church? Adam thought her
Eve-angelical.

What did Adam and Eve do when they got out of Eden? Raised Cain.

Why was Paradise like a cucumber? Because it had a pair-in (paring).

When was the first gambling? When Adam and Eve cast up a Paradise
(pair o' dice) for an apple.

When did fruit first begin to swear? When the apple damned the first
pair.

Who was the fastest runner in the world? Adam--he was first in the
human race.

How long did Cain hate his brother? As long as he was able (Abel).

Why was Cain's murder like the main strength of his leg? Because it
was a sin-new.

How can a whipping be ordered for a boy in five Old Testament names?
Adam, Seth, Eve, Cain, Abel.

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