ke the slightest slip, I am ruined? What would you be doing with
her?
SYR. But still--
CLIT. Why "still?"
SYR. If you'll give me leave, I'll tell you.
CLIN. Do give him leave.
CLIT. I give him leave {then}.
SYR. This affair is now just as though when--
CLIT. Plague on it, what roundabout story is he beginning to tell me?
CLIN. Syrus, he says what's right-- do omit {digressions}; come to the
point.
SYR. Really I can not hold my tongue. Clitipho, you are every way
unjust, and can not possibly be endured.
CLIN. Upon my faith, he ought to have a hearing. (_To CLITIPHO._) Do
be silent.
SYR. You wish to indulge in your amours; you wish to possess {your
mistress}; you wish that to be procured wherewithal to make her
presents; in getting {this}, you do not wish the risk to be your own.
You are not wise to no purpose,-- if indeed it is being wise to wish
for that which can not happen. Either the one must be had with the
other, or the one must be let alone with the other. Now, of these two
alternatives, consider which one you would prefer; although this
project which I have formed, I know to be both a wise and a safe one.
For there is an opportunity for your mistress to be with you at your
father's house, without fear {of a discovery}; besides, by these
self-same means, I shall find the money which you have promised her--
to effect which, you have already made my ears deaf with entreating
me. What would you have more?
CLIT. If, indeed, this could be brought about--
SYR. If, indeed? You shall know {it} by experience.
CLIT. Well, well, disclose this project of yours. What is it?
SYR. We will pretend that your mistress is his (_pointing to CLINIA_).
CLIT. Very fine! Tell me, what is he to do with his own? Is she, too,
to be called his, as if one was not a sufficient discredit?
SYR. No-- she shall be taken to your mother.
CLIT. Why there?
SYR. It would be tedious, Clitipho, if I were to tell you why I do so;
I have a good reason.
CLIT. Stuff! I see no grounds sufficiently solid why it should be for
my advantage to incur this risk.[43] (_Turning as if going._)
SYR. Stay; if there is this risk, I have another {project}, which you
must both confess to be free from danger.
CLIT. Find out something of that description, I beseech you.
SYR. By all means; I'll go meet her, {and} tell her to return home.
CLIT. Ha! what was it you said?
SYR. I'll rid you at once of all fears, so that yo
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