nse enough not to try.

THE tenderest spot in a man's make-up is sometimes the bald spot on top
of his head.

NEVER worry for fear you have broken a man's heart; at the worst it is
only sprained and a week's rest will put it in perfect working condition
again.

A RICH girl need not bother to cultivate the art of conversation in
order to be fascinating. Her money will do the talking.

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NOTHING can exceed the grace and tenderness with which men make love--in
novels--, except the off-hand commonplaceness with which they do it in
real life.

ABOUT the only sign of personal individuality that the average woman is
allowed to retain after she marries is her toothbrush.

THERE are just three brands of masculine affection: platonic, which is
love without kisses; plutonic, which is kisses without love, and kisses
WITH love--which is almost extinct.

OF course women should marry; no home is complete without a husband any
more than it is without a cuckoo clock or a cat.

"HOME" is any four walls that enclose the right person.

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NO MAN can understand why a woman shouldn't prefer a good reputation to
a good time.

THE original fox was a man and the original grapes were the girls he
couldn't kiss.

A MAN'S desire for a son is usually nothing but the wish to duplicate
himself in order that such a remarkable pattern may not be lost to the
world.

IT isn't the girls whom he has loved and lost that a man sighs for; it's
those whom he has loved and never won.

LAZY men fancy that the wheel of life is a roulette wheel, on which
fortunes are won only by chance.

EVERY time a woman gives a man a piece of her mind she loses a piece of
his heart.

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WHEN a man spends his time giving his wife criticism and advice instead
of compliments, he forgets that it was not his good judgment, but his
charming manners, that won her heart.

A MAN never marries when he ought to; he waits until some woman comes
along and gets him so tangled up that he has to.

THE shortest way to Heaven or to Hell is via the Love Route, Limited.

IT MAY be bad form for a man to pay his wife compliments and call her
pet-names in the presence of other women, but it's awfully good policy.

MANY a foolish runaway match has been prevented by the fact that a girl
didn't have on her best silk stockings at the critical moment.

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REMORSE is the feeling a man has when the bottle is empty or he ha