n and
the Apollo Belvidere ever stooped to marry an insignificant little thing
like you.

IT'S the hours a woman spends making frocks that her husband never looks
at, and the hours a man spends making jokes that his wife never laughs
at, that make the matrimonial years drag so heavily.

THE reason that a woman who takes the downward path has so much
attention is that there are so many men going that way.

A MAN makes a virtue of necessity when he prides himself on his devotion
to a wife who is so fascinating that he can't help it.

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A MAN'S wife, like any other sort of stimulant, ceases to have that
exhilarating effect after she has become a steady diet.

NO MAN knows the shock that a woman receives when she finds that she has
got to live up to a standard that is half angel and half cook.

MEN declare they admire common sense in a woman; but a physical
culturist with a perfect digestion and a thirty-inch waist hasn't a
chance in the world against a foolish, unhealthy little thing in a
French corset, a princess frock and open-work stockings.

THE ultimate proof of a man's love is the self-restraint he shows when
he allows a girl to run her fingers through his hair without putting up
his hand to see if the part is still there.

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A LITTLE knowledge makes a man a fool--but it makes a woman suspicious.

THE best way to cure a man's love is to return it with interest--and
then watch him lose the interest.

A MAN seldom escapes temptation because he is so careful not to let any
interesting temptations escape him.

SELF-SACRIFICE is the soul of love, and a real soul-mate is one who is
willing to get up and take the milk off the dumb-waiter, wait until you
have finished with the morning paper and give you the seat nearest the
radiator.

IT must be awful to live with a man after you have reformed him and he
has become so superlatively good that you don't feel superior to him any
more.

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GOOD husbands are like tracts, comforting but uninteresting; the other
kind are like dime novels, exciting, but apt to keep you in a constant
fever of dread, anticipation and curiosity.

IF a woman were like a serial novel and a man could read only one
chapter at a time, honeymoons would last forever.

A MAN doesn't demand common sense from a woman; he is satisfied with
incense.

WHEN a girl marries a man because he is the best she can do it is the
irony of fate to have him bla