ce.

A GIRL is never so surprised when a man proposes to her as he is.

LOVE doesn't really "make the world go 'round," it only makes us so
dizzy that everything seems to be going round.

ENNUI is "that tired feeling" that a girl has when the right man doesn't
show up and the wrong one does.

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STRANGE, how joyfully a man will pay a lawyer five hundred dollars for
untying the knot that he begrudged paying a clergyman fifty dollars for
tying.

WHEN a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of all the other men
of her acquaintance for the inattention of just one.

IT gives a girl silver threads among the gold to marry her ardent
admirer and find out afterward that she has tied herself to a
life-critic.

AS FAR as men are concerned, a woman's reputation for brains is worse
than no reputation at all.

ALAS, if husbands were only like sewing machines, and we could have them
sent up on trial!

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KISSING a girl, without first telling her that you love her, is as small
and mean as letting a salesman take you for a free ride in an automobile
when you have no intention of buying it.

DIVORCE is the "Great Divide," over which many men think they will pass
into Heaven.

A MAN can never be made to understand why a woman will pay fifty dollars
for a hat containing ten dollars worth of material and forty dollars
worth of style.

YOUTH will be youth; a young man chases temptation, folly, and chorus
girls as naturally as a kitten chases its tail.

FLINGING yourself at a man's head is like flinging a bone at a cat; it
doesn't fascinate him, it frightens him.

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MEN say they admire a woman with high ideals and principles; but it's
the kind with high heels and dimples that a wife hesitates to introduce
to her husband.

MARRIAGE is the black coffee that a man takes to settle him after the
love-feast.

LOVE is the feeling that makes a man turn on the hot water when he meant
to light the gas, go hunting for a collar when what he wanted was a pair
of socks, shave every day, and forget whether or not he has had any
lunch.

HAPPINESS is at high-tide at the full of the honeymoon.

SOMEHOW, a man who has been thrown over always lands on his knees to
another girl.

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A CONFIRMED bachelor girl is one who hasn't married--yet.

TOO many "flames" dry up the well-spring of love.

IT IS difficult for an old horse to learn new tricks--but an old _man_
hasn't se