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Title: Worrying Won't Win

Author: Montague Glass

Release Date: August 3, 2010 [EBook #33335]

Language: English

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[Illustration: See p. 173

"And the only kick they've got, Mawruss," Abe said, "is that President
Wilson won't expose his hand, which, if he did, he might just so well
throw the game to Germany and be done with it."]

WORRYING WON'T WIN

BY

MONTAGUE GLASS

ILLUSTRATED

HARPER & BROTHERS PUBLISHERS NEW YORK AND LONDON

WORRYING WON'T WIN

Copyright, 1918, by Harper & Brothers

Printed in the United States of America

Published May, 1918

CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE

I. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS THE CZAR
BUSINESS 1

II. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON SOAP-BOXERS
AND PEACE FELLERS 10

III. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON FINANCING THE
WAR 20

IV. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON BERNSTORFF'S
EXPENSE ACCOUNT 30

V. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS ON THE
FRONT PAGE AND OFF 40

VI. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON HOOVERIZING
THE OVERHEAD 49

VII. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON FOREIGN AFFAIRS 58

VIII. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON LORDNORTHCLIFFING
VERSUS COLONELHOUSING 68

IX. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON NATIONAL MUSIC
AND NATIONAL CURRENCY 77

X. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER ON REVOLUTIONIZING
THE REVOLUTION BUSINESS 86

XI. POTASH AND PERLMUTTER DISCUSS THE SUGAR
QUESTION