ut of the Earth
after this Manner from the Serpents Teeth that were sown: But a great
many Fish are of too fine and delicate a Palate to be catch'd by such a
vulgar Bait.
_La._ I know a certain Sort of an Insect that I us'd to catch such with.
_Ba._ See if you can impose upon the Fishes so, I'll make work with the
Frogs.
_La._ How, with a Net?
_Ba._ No, with a Bow.
_La._ That's a new Way of Fishing!
_Ba._ But 'tis a pleasant one; you'll say so, when you see it.
_Vi._ What if we two should play at holding up our Fingers?
_Ba._ That's an idle, clownish Play indeed, fitter for them that are
sitting in a Chimney Corner, than those that are ranging in the Field.
_Vi._ What if we should play at Cob-Nut?
_Pa._ Let us let Nuts alone for little Chits, we are great Boys.
_Vi._ And yet we are but Boys for all that.
_Pa._ But they that are fit to play at Cob-Nut, are fit to ride upon a
Hobby-Horse.
_Vi._ Well then, do you say what we shall play at; and I'll play at what
you will.
_Pa._ And I'll be conformable.
_SCHOLASTIC STUDIES._
The ARGUMENT.
_This Colloquy treats of scholastic Studies, and School
Plays, I. The Boys going into the School. The striking of
a Clock. A whipping Master. Of saying a Lesson. Fear
hurts the Memory. 2. Of Writing, the Paper sinks. Of
making a Pen. Of a hard Nip. A soft Nip. Of writing
quick, well._
SYLVIUS, JOHN.
_Sy._ What makes you run so, _John?_
_Jo._ What makes a Hare run before the Dogs, as they use to say?
_Sy._ What Proverb is this?
_Jo._ Because unless I am there in Time, before the Bill is called over,
I am sure to be whipp'd.
_Sy._ You need not be afraid of that, it is but a little past five: Look
upon the Clock, the Hand is not come to the half Hour Point yet.
_Jo._ Ay, but I can scarce trust to Clocks, they go wrong sometimes.
_Sy._ But trust me then, I heard the Clock strike.
_Jo._ What did that strike?
_Sy._ Five.
_Jo._ But there is something else that I am more afraid of than that, I
must say by Heart a good long Lesson for Yesterday, and I am afraid I
can't say it.
_Sy._ I am in the same Case with you; for I myself have hardly got mine
as it should be.
_Jo._ And you know the Master's Severity. Every Fault is a Capital one
with him: He has no more Mercy of our Breeches, than if they were made
of a Bull's Hide.
_Sy._ But he won't be in the School.
_Jo._ Who has he appointed
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