that _Apollo_ is ever
absent from the Chorus of the _Muses_, we have very much _a propos_
added the tenth Guest.
_Ch._ You have spoken very much like a Poet. If I had a Laurel here I
would crown you with it, and you should be Poet Laureat.
_Au._ If I were crown'd with Mallows, I should be Poet _Maleat_; I do
not arrogate that Honour to myself. This is an Honour that I don't
deserve.
------_Haud equidem tali me dignor honore._
_Ch._ Will you, every one of you, do as much for me as I will do for
you?
_Gu._ Ay, that we will with all our Hearts.
_Ch._ Then let every one drink off his Cup round as I do. Here's to you
first, _Midas_.
_Mi._ I thank you heartily. I pledge you heartily; for which the Vulgar
says _Praestolor_. Indeed I won't refuse. I won't refuse any Thing for
your Sake.
_Ch._ Now do you drink to the rest.
_Mi. Erasmus_, Half this Cup to you.
_Er._ I pray it may do you good. May it do you good. Much good may it do
you. _Proficiat_ is an out of the Way Word.
_Ch._ Why does the Cup stand still? Why does it not go about? Is our
Wine gone? Where are your Eyes, you Rascal? Run quickly, fetch two
Quarts of the same Wine.
_Boy. Erasmus_, your humble Servant, there is one wants to speak with
you at the Door.
_Er._ Who is it?
_Boy._ He says he is one Mr. _More_'s, Man, his Master is come out of
_Britain_, and he desires you would make him a Visit, because he sets
out for _Germany_ to-Morrow by Break of Day.
_Er. Christian_, gather the Reckoning, for I must be going.
_Ch._ The Reckoning, most learned _Erasmus_, of this Supper, I will
discharge that. You have no Need to put your Hand in your Pocket. I
thank you that you honour'd me with your Company; but I am sorry you are
called away before the Comedy is ended.
_Er._ Have I any Thing more to do but to bid you _Farewell and be
merry?_
_Ch._ Farewell, we can't take it amiss, because you don't leave a
Shoulder of Mutton for a Sheep's-Head, but go from Friends to a better
Friend.
_Er._ And I in like Manner return you my Thanks, that you have been so
kind as to invite me to this most pleasant Entertainment. My very good
Friends, fare ye well. Drink heartily, and live merrily.
_Ch._ Soho, _Dromo_. You, all of you, have sitten still a good While.
Does any Body please to have any Thing else?
_Gu._ Nothing at all. We have eat very plentifully.
_Ch._ Then take away these Things, and set on the Desert. Change the
Trenchers
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