n, women must not range.
LADY F. You have given good counsel, sir; I'll repent me.
Here is your ring; I'll only love my husband.
FAU. I mean not so, I think to-day thou told'st me
Thy husband was an unthrift and a bankrupt.
And he be so, tut, thou hast favour store;
Let the knave beg, beauty cannot be poor.
LADY F. Indeed my husband is a bankrupt--
Of faith, of love, of shame, of chastity,
Dotes upon other women more than me.
FAU. Ha! do he so? then give him tit for tat,
Have one so young and fair, and loves another?
He's worthy to be cuckolded, by the mass!
What is he, old or young?
LADY F. About your age.
FAU. An old knave,
And cannot be content with such a peat!
Come to my closet, girl, make much of me;
We'll appoint a meeting-place some twice a week,
And I'll maintain thee like a lady, ha!
LADY F. O, but you will forget me presently,
When you look well upon your lady's beauty.
FAU. Who? upon her? why, she is a very dowdy,
A dishclout, a foul gipsy unto thee.
Come to my closet, lass, there take thy earnest
Of love, of pleasure, and good maintenance.
LADY F. I am very fearful.
FAU. Come, fool, never fear.
I am lord here, who shall disturb us then?
Nay, come, or, by the rood, I'll make you come.
LADY F. Help, Madam Fauconbridge, for God's sake.
_Enter_ ROBIN HOOD _as_ LADY FAUCONBRIDGE, _and_ BLOCK.
FAU. How now, what mean'st?
LADY F. Help, gentle madam, help!
ROB. How now, what ail'st thou?
BLOCK. Nay, and't be a woman: ne'er fear my master, madam.
ROB[526]. Why speak'st thou not, what ail'st thou?
FAU. Why, nothing, by the rood, nothing she ails.
LADY F. O madam, this vile man would have abused me,
And forc'd me to his closet.
ROB. Ah, old Cole,[527] now look about: you are catcht!
LADY F. Call in your fellows, Block.
FAU. Do not, thou knave.
LADY F. Do, or I'll crack your crown.
BLO. Nay, I'll do't: I know she means to shame you.
[_Exit_.
FAU. Why, Moll, wilt thou believe this paltry woman?
Huswife, I'll have you whipp'd for sland'ring me.
ROB. What, lecher? no, she is an honest woman:
Her husband's well known; all the household knows.
BLO. Here's some now to tell all the town your mind.
LADY F. Before ye all I must [now] sure complain.
You see this wicked man, and ye all know
How oft he hath been jealous of my life:
Suspecting falsehood, being false himself.
BLO. O master, O master.
FAU
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