and you too, my lord.
_Non_. If you deny't again, I'll beat you; look to't, boy.
_Trice_. Come on; I'll make the bargain.
_Isa_. You were ever good in a flesh-market.
_Trice_. Come, you little harlotry; what satisfaction can you
give me for running away before the ruffs came in?
_Const_. Why, I left you to 'em, that ever invite your own belly
to the greatest part of all your feasts.
_Trice_. I have brought you a knight here, huswife, with a
plentiful fortune to furnish out a table; and what would you more?
Would you be an angel in heaven?
_Isa_. Your mind's ever upon your belly.
_Trice_. No: 'tis sometimes upon yours: But, what say'st thou to
sir Timorous, little Constance?
_Const_. Would you have me married to that king Midas's face?
_Trice_. Midas me no Midas; he's a wit; he understands eating and
drinking well: _Poeta coquus_, the heathen philosopher could tell
you that.
_Const_. Come on, sir: what's your will with me? [_Laughs_.
_Tim_. Why, madam, I could only wish we were a little better
acquainted, that we might not laugh at one another so.
_Const_. If the fool puts forward, I am undone.
_Tim_. Fool!--do you know me, madam?
_Const_. You may see I know you, because I call you by your name.
_Fail_. You must endure these rebukes with patience, Sir
Timorous.
_Const_. What, are you planet struck? Look you, my lord, the
gentleman's tongue-tied.
_Non_. This is past enduring.
_Fail_. 'Tis nothing, my lord;--courage, Sir Timorous.
_Non_. I say 'tis past enduring; that's more than ever I told you
yet: Do you come to make a fool of my daughter?
_Isa_. Why lord--
_Non_. Why lady--[_Exit_ NONSUCH.
_Trice_. Let's follow the old man, and pacify him.
_Isa_. Now, cousin,--[_Exeunt_ ISA. TRICE, BURR.
_Const_. Well, Mr Failer, I did not think you, of all the rest,
would have endeavoured a thing so much against my inclination, as
this marriage: if you had been acquainted with my heart, I am sure you
would not.
_Fail_. What can the meaning of this be? you would not have me
believe you love me; and yet how otherwise to understand you I vow to
gad I cannot comprehend.
_Const_. I did not say I loved you; but if I should take a fancy
to your person and humour, I hope it is no crime to tell it you. Women
are tied to hard unequal laws: The passion is the same in us, and
yet we are debarred the freedom to express it. You make poor Grecian
beggars of us ladies; our desires must
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