ce at the custom-house,
that had been worth to him an hundred pound a-year upon the nail.
_Bib_. Could you so, could you so, sir? give me your hand, and I
thank you heartily, Mr Loveby.
_Lov_. Art thou honest Will? faith, 'tis not worth thy thanks,
till it be done: I wish I had the money for thee.
_Bib_. How much is't, sir?
_Lov_. An hundred pounds would do it.
_Bib_. Let me see: forty, I have already by me; take that in
part, sir;--and that, and the lease of my house, would over-do it.
_Lov_. By all means thy lease, Will: ne'er scruple at that; hang
a piece of parchment, and two bits of soft wax! thou shalt do't, thou
shalt, boy.
_Bib_. Why, then I will, sir:--But stay, stay: now I think on't,
Frances has one hundred and twenty pieces of old grandam-and-aunt gold
left her, that she would never let me touch: if we could get that, Mr
Loveby! but she'll never part with it.
_Lov_. Tis but saying the place is for her; a waiting woman's
place in the custom-house: Boy, go, and tell her on't immediately.
[_Exit Boy_
_Bib_. Hold a little; she has been very desirous to get a place
in court, that she might take place as the queen's servant.
_Lov_. She shall have a dresser's place, if thou'lt keep counsel.
The worst on't is, I have never a warrant ready.
_Bib_. 'Tis all one for that, sir; she can neither write nor
read; 'tis but my telling her 'tis a warrant, and all's well. I can't
but laugh to think how she'll be choused.
_Lov_. And you too: [_Aside_.] Mum, she's here, Will.
_Enter_ FRANCES.
_Franc_. A waiting-woman's place in the custom-house! there's
news for me! thank you, kind Mr Loveby; you have been instrumental, I
hear, of my preferment.
_Lov_. No, 'tis a dresser's place at court, landlady.
_Franc_. O gemini! that's better news.
_Bib_. Aye, but you must make haste and fetch an hundred pieces:
I can assure you five hundred are bidden for it: And the courtiers are
such slippery youths, they are ever for the fairest chapman.
_Franc_. I'll fetch it presently;--oh how my heart quops now, as
they say: I'll fetch it presently: Sweet Mr Loveby, if the business
can be done, it shall be a good thing in your worship's way, I promise
you: O the father! that it could be done: O sweet father! [Loveby
_plucks out a paper_.
_Lov_. Here, Mr Bibber, pray put in Madam Bibber's name into the
warrant.
_Bib_. Madam Bibber! there's joy!--I must call you wife no more,
'tis Madam Bibber now.
_Fra
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