t; she has not worn her busk this fortnight.
I think she's grown fat o'the sudden.
_Non_. O devil, devil! what a fright I'm in!
_Isa_. She has qualms too every morning: ravens mightily for
green fruit; and swoons at the sight of hot meat.
_Non_. She's with child: I am undone! I am undone!
_Isa_. I understand nothing of such matters: She's but in the
next room; best call her, and examine her about it.
_Non_. Why Constance, Constance!
_Enter_ CONSTANCE, _as with child_.
_Isa_. Now for a broad-side; turn your prow to him, cousin.
[_To her_.
_Non_. Now, gentlewoman! is this possible?
_Const_. I do not reach your meaning, sir.
_Non_. Where have you been of late?
_Const_. I seldom stir without you, sir: These walls most
commonly confine me.
_Non_. These walls can get no children; nor these hangings;
though there be men wrought in 'em.
_Isa_. Yet, by your favour, nuncle, children may be wrought
behind the hangings.
_Non_. O Constance, Constance! How have my grey hairs deserved
this of thee? Who got that belly there?
_Const_. You, I hope, sir.
_Non_. Tell me the truth, for I will know it; come, the story.
_Const_. The story's quickly told, sir; I am with child.
_Non_. And who is the father?
_Const_. I do not know, sir.
_Non_. Not know! went there so many to't?
_Const_. So far from that, that there were none at all, to my
best knowledge, sir.
_Non_. Was't got by miracle? Who was the father?
_Const_. Who got your money, sir, that you have lost?
_Non_. Nay, Heaven knows who got that.
_Const_. And, Heaven knows who got this: for, on my conscience,
he, that had your money, was the father on't.
_Non_. The devil it was as soon.
_Const_. That's all I fear, sir.
_Isa_. 'Tis strange;--and yet 'twere hard, sir, to suspect my
cousin's virtue, since we know the house is haunted.
_Non_. 'Tis true, that nothing can be laid, though under lock and
key, but it miscarries.
_Isa_. 'Tis not to be believed, what these villainous spirits can
do: they go invisible.
_Const_. First, they stole away my prayer-book; and, a little
after that, a small treatise I had against temptation; and when they
were gone, you know, sir--
_Isa_. If there be such doings, pray heaven we are not all with
child. 'Tis certain, that none live within these walls, but they have
power of: I have reared Toby, the coachman, any time this fortnight.
_Non_. Out, impudence! A man with child! why 'tis unn
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