six Flanders mares; rich liveries, and a good fortune.
_Const_. Pr'ythee do not mind me of 'em; for though I want 'em
not, yet I find all women are caught with gaieties: One grain more
would turn the balance on his side; I am so vexed at the wild courses
of this Loveby.
_Isa_. Vexed? why vexed? the worst you can say of him is, he
loves women: And such make the kindest husbands, I'm told. If you had
a sum of money to put out, you would not look so much whether the man
were an honest man, (for the law would make him that) as if he were a
good sufficient pay-master.
_Enter_ SETSTONE.
_Const_. As I live, thou art a mad girl.
_Set_. She must be used as mad folks are then; had into the dark
and cured.
_Const_. But all this is no comfort to the word, to-morrow.
_Isa_. Well, what say you, if I put you to-night into the arms of
Loveby?
_Const_. My condition's desperate, and past thy physic.
_Isa_. When physic's past, what remains but to send for the
divine? here's little Nicodemus, your father's chaplain: I have spoke
with him already; for a brace of angels he shall make all sure betwixt
you without a license; aye, and prove ten at night a more canonical
hour than ten i'the morning.
_Const_. I see not which way thou can'st perform it; but if thou
do'st, I have many admirations in store for thee. [_Whispers_.
_Isa_. Step in, and get a cushion underneath your apron.
_Const_. O, I must be with child, it seems!
_Isa_. And Loveby shall bring you to bed to-night, if the devil
be not in the dice: away, make haste;--[_Exit_ CONSTANCE.]
Setstone, be not you far off: I shall have need of you too: I hear my
uncle coming--Methinks I long to be revenged of this wicked
elder, for hindering of my marriage to-day: Hark you, Setstone--
[_Whispers;_
_Set_. Tis impossible, madam; 'twill never take.
_Isa_. I warrant you; do not I know him? he has not brains
enough, if they were buttered, to feed a blackbird--Nay, no
replies--out of what I have said, you may instruct my cousin too.
[_Exit_ SETSTONE.
_Enter_ NONSUCH.
_Isa_. Oh, are you there, sir? Faith, it was kindly done of you
to hinder me of a good husband this afternoon: And but for one thing,
I would resolve to leave your house.
_Non_. I'm glad there's any thing will stay thee.
_Isa_. If I stay, 'tis for love of my cousin Constance, not of
you: I should be loth to leave her in this sad condition.
_Non_. What condition?
_Isa_. Nay, I know no
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