tle reminder.

CHAPTER II

A LONG JUMP

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It is a long jump from Moses, the author of the first work on Geography,
to Peter Simple.

When the acrobatic reader has fetched his breath and looks back at the
fearsome list of Geographers he has skipped--Strabo, Anaximander,
Hecatoeus, Demoeritus, Eudoxus, Ephorus, Dicoearchus, Erastothenes,
Polybius, Posidonius and Charles F. King,--he may well be thankful to
find he has fallen upon his feet.

The Geographer's task is endless.

The Planet he endeavours to portray is perpetually changing its
appearance. After thousands and thousands of years, it is no nearer
completion than it was in the beginning.

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The Sea with its white teeth bites the edges of the continents into new
shapes, as a child bites the edges of a biscuit. The glaciers file away
the mountains into valleys and plains. Beneath the ocean busy insects
are building the foundations of new continents and, under the earth,
Fiery Demons are ready at all times to burst forth and help to destroy
the old ones.

It really begins to look as if this Planet would never be finished.

In the first chapter of his geography, Moses tells us there were only
two people in the world.

Today we are preparing to put up the "standing room only" notice. In
another thousand years, for aught we know, the earth may be going round
dark and tenantless and bearing the sign "To Let." What does it matter
to us? What are we but microscopic weevils in the mouldy crust of earth?
Sufficient unto the day is the weevil thereof.

CHAPTER III

THE GIDDY GLOBE

Men of Science, who delight in applying harsh terms to things that
cannot talk back, have called this Giddy Globe an Oblate Spheroid.

Francis Bacon called it a Bubble; Shakespeare, an Oyster; Rossetti, a
Midge; and W. S. Gilbert addresses it familiarly as a Ball--

_Roll on, thou ball, roll on!_
_Through pathless realms of Space_
_Roll on!_
_What though I'm in a sorry case?_
_What though I cannot meet my bills?_
_What though I suffer toothache's ills?_
_What though I swallow countless pills?_
_Never you mind_
_Roll on!_
(_It rolls on._)

But these people belong to a privileged class that is encouraged (even
paid) to distort the language, and they must not be taken too
literally.

The Giddy Globe is really quite large, not to say obese.

Her waist measure