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Title: Potash and Perlmutter Settle Things

Author: Montague Glass

Release Date: November 28, 2006 [EBook #19948]

Language: English

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POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS

BOOKS BY
MONTAGUE GLASS

POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS
WORRYING WON'T WIN

HARPER & BROTHERS NEW YORK
[ESTABLISHED 1817]

[Illustration: "he gives himself dead away by getting sore."]

POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS

_by_

MONTAGUE GLASS

_Author of "Worrying Won't Win"_

Harper & Brothers Publishers
New York and London

POTASH AND PERLMUTTER SETTLE THINGS

Copyright, 1919, by Harper & Brothers
Printed in the United States of America
Published September, 1919

CONTENTS

CHAP. PAGE

I. THEY ARRIVE, AND SO DOES THE PRESIDENT 1

II. SETTLING THE PRELIMINARIES 15

III. THE PRESIDENT'S VISIT TO ENGLAND 24

IV. EVERYTHING IS PROCEEDING SATISFACTORILY--MAYBE 33

V. THIS HERE PEACE CONFERENCE--IT NEEDS PUBLICITY 42

VI. JOINING THE LEGION OF HONOR 52

VII. SOME CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENTS FOR THE KAISER 62

VIII. IT ENTERS ON ITS NO-GOLD-CASKET PHASE 72

IX. WORRYING SHOULD BEGIN AT HOME, AIN'T IT? 82

X. THE NEW HUNGARIAN RHAPSODY 92

XI. IT IS STILL UP IN THE AIR, BUT YOU CAN'T SAY THE SAME
FOR TRANSATLANTIC VOYAGES 102

XII. THIS HERE VICTORY LIBERTY LOAN 112

XIII. WHEN IS A SECRET TREATY SECRET? 122

XIV. THE FIRST DAY OF MAY 132

XV. THE PEACE TREATY AS GOOD READING