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a dealer in horseflesh. But the fact is, that business is practised by the aristocracy in general to a very considerable extent. Not only do some of them trade in boroughs, but also in rabbits, together with hares, pheasants, and partridges, inasmuch as they sell game. They are not ashamed of this, either: for they will converse about shooting, and not one of them ever calls on the other to sink the shop. Indeed, to sink the shop would be to sink the Island, and swamp the whole concern conducted by ABERDEEN and CO. * * * * * "SALAD FOR THE SOLITARY." We see there is a book advertised under the above curious title. We can hardly make out what it can be, but should say at random, that the translation of it into plain English must be as follows:--SALAD FOR THE SOLITARY.--Let-us alone. * * * * * CONFUSION OF AUTOCRATIC NOTIONS. NICHOLAS expressed a pious hope that he might never be confounded. By the thrashing which he has had from the Turks, we should think he must have been disappointed. * * * * * ST. CROSS STINGO, OTHERWISE KNOWN AS GUILDFORD DEMI X ALE. [Illustration] At a time when certain parties are raising the price of their Ales, which were previously sold at rates considerably higher than such as would have been fairly remunerative, the Public, and especially pedestrian travellers, will be interested to learn that a light and wholesome BEER may be obtained upon the lowest possible terms, as it will be delivered to all applicants at the mere cost of a visit to the DEPOT, Porter's Lodge, ST. CROSS HOSPITAL. This SUPERIOR BEVERAGE is brewed from pure Malt and Hops, according to a Homoeopathic Improvement on the original Receipt handed down from the ancient Masters of ST. CROSS, and is produced in such high perfection by the present Master, the EARL OF GUILDFORD, that while the smallest quantity will suffice the most inveterate toper, the largest might be imbibed conscientiously by the strictest votary of Total Abstinence. The remarkably low charge for which this Ale is offered to the consumer is owing to the liberality of the Founders and Benefactors of the Institution; who bequeathed capital to a large amount on trust for the gratuitous supply of the genuine article to wayfarers. In Horns of Half-a-Pint each, at the rate of One Measure per Diem. To be Drunk on the Premises. * * *
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