and vermicelli soup. Contains 26 letters and only three
syllables.
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=ANCESTORS= The originators of the Family Tree, a remarkable sex
paradox in which the Ann sisters are always the four fathers.
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=ANGEL= A heavenly ineligible, with wings and a harp; or, an
earthly eligible, with money and a heart.
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=ANTI-ROOMS= Euphemistic term for Canfield's, New York City.
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=ANTI-IMPERIALIST= A patriot whose conscience works overtime.
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=ANTIMONY= A metallic substance discovered by Valentine in 1450,
and now extensively used in the arts--particularly poker.
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=APPENDICITIS= A modern pain, costing about $200 more than the
old-fashioned stomach-ache.
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=ARGUMENT= Breaking and entering the ear, assault and battery on
the brain and disturbing the peace.
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=ARSON= Derived from the Hebrew. (See =INSURANCE=).
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=ARTIST= Commonly, the individual long haired and short-suited,
having a positive pose and an uncertain income. Often shy on
meal-tickets but strong on technique and the price of tripe
sandwiches. An artist may be a barber, a boot-black, a Sargent
or a Paderewski.
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=ATHLETE=
[Illustration]
A dignified bunch of muscles, unable to split wood or sift the
ashes.
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=AUGUR= One who bored the ancients with prophecies.
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=AUTOMOBILE=
[Illustration]
From Eng. _ought to_, and Lat. _moveo_, to move. A vehicle which
ought to move, but frequently can't.
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=AUTOMOBILIST= A land lubber on wheels made up to resemble a deep
sea diver.
Fine feathers make fine feather-beds.
B
A stitch in time saves embarrassing exposure.
=BABY=
[Illustration]
From Grk. _babai_, wonderful. Parents are yet to be heard from who
don't think theirs is a "wonder."
A nocturnal animal to which everyone in a sleeping-car is eager to
give
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