ion.
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=HEART= A bloody organ, kept in a trunk, played by beats, and
enjoyed only after it is lost or given away.
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=HEAVE= To raise.
=HEAVEN= A good place to be raised to.
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=HEDGE= A fence.
=HEDGEHOG= One who hogs the fences. A Bill-Poster.
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=HELL= Poverty.
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=HEREDITY= The cause of all our faults. From Fr. _here_, wretch,
and Eng. _ditty_, song. The song of the wretched.
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=HEROISM=
[Illustration]
A transferable ticket to the Haul of Fame. Once held by Hobson and
Dewey, now carried by Mother Eddy and Brother Dowie.
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=HIP= A popular location for the retail liquor business.
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=HISTORY= The evil that men do.
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=HIT= A chance for first place, first base or first blood.
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=HOCK= v. t. To "soak" what we least need. In Germany, they
generally "Hock the Kaiser."
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=HOMOEOPATHY= See Allopathy.
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=HOOT MON=! The Scottish National Hymn.
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=HOP= To skip.
=HOPPER= A skipper.
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=HOPE= A desire for better things to come that makes a grass widow
willing to try it again. Also, a draft on futurity, sometimes
honored, but generally extended.
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[Illustration]
=HORN= A sharp point.
=HORNET= Still sharper.
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=HORSE-SENSE= A degree of wisdom that keeps one from betting on
the races.
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=HOSE= Man's excuse for wetting the walk.
=HOSIERY= Woman's excuse for walking in the wet.
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=HOTEL= A place where a guest often gives up good dollars for poor
quarters.
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=HOUSECLEANING= A domestic upheaval that makes it easy for the
government to enlist all the soldiers it needs.
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