tant, but my prick standing gave me
confidence.

"You are going to piddle, and so am I." They burst out laughing, then
checked themselves, and one said, "Well I'm blessed if you ain't well
cheeked young man." "Arn't you?" "It's no business of yourn what we're a
going to do,--go your way, and we'll go ours." "I'll piddle by the
side of you,--I like doing it where a woman does it," I replied. I was
baudily reckless now.

"I'm damned!--did you ever hear such cheek!--go on young man,--or let
us." On they went, I followed; they stopped, so did I; they muttered
together half-laughing, and turning their heads round every minute,--and
I went on chaffing about piddling.

They had got to a spot where there was a break in the row of tombs, and
a length of turf with grass a foot high, burnt up, and almost made hay
in the sum-mer sun. "I'd give each of you a shilling to piss before me",
said I. They had turned into this cross-passage between the tombs, and
one could see them from the footpath through the church-yard.

"Oh! Lord," said one before I had got the words out of my mouth, "I
can't wait",--and squatting she began pissing whilst I made my offer,
and laughing said, "Well if ever I heard the like,--well young man,
give it,--I'll never be paid again for getting rid of my water, I'll
bet,--you do it Sarah." Sarah said, "I shan't." "Don't be a fool, take
his bob." The other looked at me, the splash of the other woman's piddle
fell on her ear. When any one wants to piss, and hears another doing it,
the desire to piss becomes strong. Down Sarah squatted laughing, and her
splash began, before the other had finished pissing.

I wanted to piss, but the rigidity of my prick prevented me; it wanted
to evacuate its sperm before it got rid of the thinner liquid. I pulled
it out in front of their faces as they squatted side by side, stiff and
red-tipped; it throbbed, and knocked up and down in its randiness under
every effort I made to turn on the water. One said I was a blackguard.
"I want a fuck so bad,--let me have you,--I'll give you five shillings."
To which of the two I don't know, for I had no choice, one cunt was as
good as another to me at that moment, and I pushed my prick towards one
of them, who laughing put it aside with her hand.

"There is a chance for you," said one to the other (they were both up
then). "What do you take me for young man?" said the other, "if my man
were here he'd knock your bloody head off." But bot