cke! ist possible?
_Ser_. These eyes are testators.
_Scil_. Nay, then tis so.
_Getica_. Sir, you have not heard of a puppie in your travels?
_Grac_. No indeede, Gentlewoman.
_Ser_. Five, beleeve me, Sir.
_Acu_. Five of one, oh devil!
What limme of him but a complete Villaine!
A tongue prophaner then Idolatrie,
His eye a beacon fixed in his place
Discovering illes, but hood-winked unto grace;
His heart a nest of vice kept by the Devill,
His good is none at all, his all is evill.
_Enter_[297] _Hostess_.
_Hostis_. Oh, the father! Gallants, yonders the most hard favourd newes
walkes the streetes, seaven men going to their graves, that dyed with
drinking and bisseling.[298]
_Acut_. Good, still, nay then I see the devill has some power over a
woman more then a man. Seaven! t'will be more anon.
_Get_. Now I beseech _Bacchus_ my puppie has not overseene[299] himself.
_Scil_. This is verie strange.
_Hostis_. And as true a report, I assure you.
_Enter City-Wife_[300]
_Cittie wife_. Out alas, where's my Gosip? Oh woman! have you not heard
the newes?
_Hostis_. Yes, I have heard on't.
_Cittie wife_. Oh, woman, did your child's child ever see the like? nine
men to bee buried too day, that drunk healthes last night.
_Acut_. Better and better, goodnes never mends so fast in the carrying:
nine!
_Cittie wife_. They say one is your guest, _Philautus_.
_Acut_. And all, I dare sweare, whome ile revive againe.
_Cittie wife_. Well he was a propper man, yfaith.
_Hostis_. I, and had good skill in prick-song, yet he had a fault in his
humor, as none are without (but Puritans,); he would swear like an
Elephant, and stamp and stare, (God blesse us,) like a play-house
book-keeper when the actors misse their entrance.
_Scil_. Nay, harke ye, sir, I can brooke much injurie but not that;
meddle with me but not with my trade; shee is mine owne, shee's _meus,
tuus, suus_, no man's else, I assure ye, we are sure[301] together.
_Grac_. Sure ye are together, sir, but is your wife your trade? You
meane to live upon your wife then.
_Acut_. The foole has some wit,[302] though his money bee gone.
_Grac_. Sir, I hope ye are not offended, I assure ye I would be loath to
offend the least haire of your _caput, sissiput_, or _occiput_.
_Scil_. _Occiput_? what meane you by _occiput_?
_Grac_. The former part of your head.
_Scil_. The former part of your head! why I hope I have not an occiput,
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