e, let him look
to it that absolv'd me.
_Ha._ But how can you be sure that he does absolve you?
_Thr._ I know that well enough.
_Ha._ How do you know it?
_Thr._ Because he lays his Hand upon my Head and mutters over something,
I don't know what.
_Ha._ What if he should give you all your Sins again when he lays his
Hand upon your Head, and these should be the Words he mutters to
himself? _I absolve thee from all thy good Deeds, of which I find few or
none in thee; I restore thee to thy wonted Manners, and leave thee just
as I found thee_.
_Thr._ Let him look to what he says, it is enough for me that I believe
I am absolv'd.
_Ha._ But you run a great Hazard by that Belief, for perhaps that will
not be Satisfaction to God, to whom thou art indebted.
_Thr._ Who a Mischief put you in my Way to disturb my Conscience, which
was very quiet before?
_Ha._ Nay, I think it is a very happy Encounter to meet a Friend that
gives good Advice.
_Thr._ I can't tell how good it is, but I am sure it is not very
pleasant.
_The COMMANDS OF A MASTER._
The ARGUMENT.
_This Colloquy treats of the Commands of a Master, and
the Business of a Servant, 1. The Master calls up his
sleepy Servant, commands him to set the House to rights;
the Servant answers again, that he speaks not a Word
about Dinner, &c. 2. Of sending him on various Errands.
3. Concerning Riding_.
1. _Of calling up the Sleeper._
RABANUS, SYRUS.
_RA._ Soho, soho, Rascal, I am hoarse a bawling to you, and you lye
snoring still, you'll sleep for ever I think in my Conscience; either
get up presently or I'll rouze you with a good Cudgel. When will you
have slept out your Yesterday's Debauch? Are you not asham'd, you sleepy
Sot, to lye a-bed till this time of Day? Good Servants rise as soon as
it is Day, and take Care to get every Thing in order before their Master
rises. How loth this Drone is to leave his warm Nest! he is a whole Hour
a scratching, and stretching, and yawning.
_Sy._ It is scarce Day yet.
_Ra._ I believe not to you; it is Midnight yet to your Eyes.
_Sy._ What do you want me to do?
_Ra._ Make the Fire burn, brush my Cap and Cloke, clean my Shoes and
Galloshoes, take my Stockings and turn them inside out, and brush them
well, first within, and then without, burn a little Perfume to sweeten
the Air, light a Candle, give me a clean Shirt, air it well before a
clear Fire.
_Sy._ It s
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