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er, "I have indeed got a scheme, and it is funnier, Billy, than any of your musical comedies." "In that case," announced Billy, as he leisurely helped himself to a smoke which the Writer offered, "I shall steal the plot." "Listen, Billy. Could you write a tune, a refrain, an air, whatever you call it, so catchy that people would hum it and sing it on the spot? I want a perfectly irresistible tune, Billy." "All my tunes are irresistible," confessed Billy modestly. "Yes, but I want an absolute dead cert. The sort of thing you used to write at Oxford before you took up music as a profession; you know, one of those catchy things we all used to stand round and sing the instant you played it." "Of course," returned Billy equably, "it's my profession. I turn out any amount of such things." "Oh, yes; but, Billy, this has got to be a Comic Classic." Billy considered for a space. "Is it to be sung in a Comic Opera?" he asked. "No, it's going to be sung in Court." Billy stared through his eyeglass. "You're joking!" he said. "Of course I'm joking," retorted the Writer, "you only have to read the words to gather that fact." "Have you got the words?" "Yes, here they are; but wait a minute, old chap, that isn't all, you have got to coach a youngster I know to sing them." "Oh, that's a very different matter," demurred Billy; "I don't teach, and anyway it would be awful waste of time." "I will pay you your own fee," grinned the Writer, as he fingered a cheque-book, artlessly placed upon the top of a desk. "Nice fat cheque, Billy, always useful." Mr. Billy Cracker appeared instantly to succumb to this suggestion and to take very kindly to it. "Here are the words," said the Writer modestly, handing two half-sheets of notepaper to his friend, "there is the grand piano, Billy, opened already, a medium of expression only waiting for your musical genius." "Let's see the words," said Billy. Mr. Cracker perused the lines offered for his inspection with amazement. "I say," he observed, "they seem awful rot." The Writer laughed. "Ah, Billy, that's only because you don't know the situation yet." "True," assented Billy; "I've had worse given me to set in musical comedies. Now let me see," murmured Mr. Cracker as he seated himself at the pianoforte, "scansion is the great thing--scansion and rhythm." Thereupon followed a curious procession of tum tiddle, tum tiddle, tum tiddle, tiddle tu
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