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characterised with reserve, that the condition ascribed to the Right Worshipful the Lord Mayor was ridiculous, I will proceed to deal with the other statement in this misjudged journalistic attack, that the Right Worshipful was reviving Paganism in London, and in consequence attracting a crowd. Far from the Right Worshipful either attracting attention or causing a scene or obstruction in Trafalgar Square, I shall prove indisputably that it was the Lion, and the Lion alone, that caused the scene; the Lion also, who by a strange metamorphosis occasioned a crowd to collect. We know from classical history that in Babylon and Assyria bulls talked, we have heard of the oracle of Delphi, and in Biblical history of animals who talked. I shall prove by witnesses that this Lion has not only walked but talked as well." Sensation in Court. Here his Lordship the Judge appeared to show the first sign of interest he had evinced in the case. "My learned friend must be careful," cautioned the Judge. "If what he states is true, the Lion may have to go into the witness-box." Titters in Court. The Learned Judge smiles, rather pleased with his own remark. Mr. Dreadful, K.C., at this point arose hastily; in fact, the learned K.C. almost jumped. "My Lord, I protest against such a line of argument, such a travesty being introduced to mar the seriousness of this case." His Lordship waved the learned and excited gentleman aside. "I am the Judge here," observed his Lordship, "and in that sense I even resemble Daniel with regard to his duties in a similar capacity, but I fear I do not possess his special knowledge with regard to Lions." Titters again in Court, in which the Learned Judge joins. "However, I am always anxious to learn." Renewed titters. Mr. Dreadful, K.C., seats himself hurriedly and grinds his teeth in vexation, but finds time to whisper rapidly to a junior, who leaves the Court hastily and mysteriously. "Pray continue, Mr. Gammon." "My Lord, I have little more to say." "I am sorry for that," interposed the Judge; "you were beginning to interest me more than I should have believed possible." Mr. Gentle Gammon bowed ever so slightly, as if the Learned Judge had crowned him with a compliment that he found too heavy for his head to support, and proceeded-- "But, my Lord and Gentlemen of the Jury, if I say little else with regard to this case before you, which is permeated throughout by the m
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