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y acceptance, I take it." "Always." "The Editor is so desirous of obtaining your work, I suppose he is willing to pay a big price for it even before it is written." "Yes, and before it is read." "Indeed, so there must be a time when nobody knows what your articles are about, including yourself, as you never read them." Counsel continuing. "I presume you never contribute any articles during the time of the year known as the Silly Season?" "On the contrary, my first effort in that direction has resulted in the bringing of the present action." "You considered the Silly Season had started then, upon the night you met the Lord Mayor?" "The Silly Season started then, has continued since, and appears to be at its height here this afternoon." (Sweetly.) "Then you can congratulate yourself upon being thoroughly in the fashion. Now tell me, Mr. Bore, in your opinion, should we take the statues of London seriously?" "No, in my opinion we should take them all down." "All? Oh, surely not. Now, as an instance, let us go down the Strand." _His Lordship_ (interrupting). "No, no, no, I believe the correct quotation is, 'Let's all go down the Strand.'" (Loud laughter.) _Counsel_. "I have never heard the quotation, my lord." _His Lordship_ (pleasantly). "What! I should have thought that everybody had heard that, the difficulty is not to hear it. I have even heard it set to music." (Loud laughter.) "Now, Mr. Bore," continued Counsel, when order had once more been restored. "Has it never struck you that some of the statues of London might, for example, sometimes come to life?" "Never. I cannot imagine anything less like life, than any of the statues of London." "Surely the one in Court to-day is a good specimen?" "If it is a specimen it ought to be in its proper place--in a case." _Counsel_ (gently). "It is in a case." "And I object to it being in this case." "Sculpture is evidently not your strong point." "Neither are ridiculous fairy tales!" "You wish us to believe that you, a writer, are only capable of dealing with facts." "I have not encountered any facts in this case at all yet, and I utterly fail to understand what anybody here can mean by facts after this afternoon's exhibition." _Judge_ (annoyed). "Tut, tut! Facts are facts: this is a Court of Justice: I am the Judge; would you, for instance, regard me, _me_ as a fact?" _Mr. Learned Bore_. "No, as a figure-h
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