asked Willie.

"He's cutting his teeth," said the nurse.

"Why do you let him do it?" asked Willie. "You won't even let me cut my
own nails."

WILLIE (_who was travelling alone for the first time, to conductor_).
"What is the meaning of 'W' and 'R' on the sign-posts along the road?"

CONDUCTOR. "Ring and whistle."

WILLIE (_after a pause_). "I can see how 'W' stands for wring, but I'm
blessed if I can see how 'R' can stand for whistle."

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