beat him again
with a scabbard.
T. What, will you give him bread for cake then?
G. If any man wrong thee, wrong him again, or else be sure to
remember it."
In the conversation concerning meats and repast he is Gargantuan in his
descriptions.
"S. The meat is coming in, let us set down.
C. I would wash first if it were not to trouble Robert.
S. What, ho! Bring some water to wash our hands.
ROBERT. Here it is fresh and good to drinke for a neede.
H. God hath made water for other things than to drinke.
C. Hast thou not heard that water rots, not only men, but stakes?
R. Yet men say that water was made to drinke, to saile, and to wash.
M. It was good to drinke when men did eat acornes.
* * * * *
T. I pray you set down for I have a good stomach.
N. As for a good stomach, I do yield a jot unto you.
S. My masters, the meat cooles.
* * * * *
S. My masters, sit down; every man take his place.
N. Tush, I pray you, sit down.
C. With obliging you I shall show myself unmannerly.
H. Of courtesie, Master M., sit here between us two.
M. Virtue consists in the midst quothe the devil when he found
himself between two nuns.
S. Bring hither that salad, those steaks, that leg of mutton, that
piece of beef with all the boiled meats we have.
S. I pray you, every man serve himself, let everyone cut where he
please, and seek the best morsels.
N. Truly these meats are very well seasoned.
* * * * *
S. Call for drinke when you please, and what kind of wine you like
best.
N. Give me some wine but put some water in it.
S. You may well enough drinke it pure, for our wines are all borne
under the sign of Aquarius.
M. Do you not know that wine watered is esteemed a vile thing?
C. Give me a cup of beere, or else a bowl of ale.
S. I pray you, do not put that sodden water into your bellie.
C. I like it as well as wine, chiefly this hot weather.
T. He that drinks wine drinks blood, he that drinks water drinks
fleame (phlegm).
H. I love to drink wine after the Dutch fashion.
T. How do they drinke it, I pray you?
H. In the morning, pure; at dinner, without water, and at night as it
comes from the vessel.
M. I like this rule; they are wise, and God's blessing li
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