ss oftentimes that Swine, Dogs, Horses,
Lions and Basilisks are conceal'd under it; but then the same Garment
covers many honest Men. As a Garment makes no Body better, so it makes
no Body worse. It is unjust to judge of a Man by his Cloaths; for if so,
the Garment that you wear sometimes were to be accounted detestable,
because it covers many Thieves, Murderers, Conjurers, and Whoremasters.
_Innk._ Well, I'll dispense with your Habit, if you'll but pay your
Reckonings.
_Con._ We'll pray to God for you.
_Innk._ And I'll pray to God for you, and there's one for t'other.
_Con._ But there are some Persons that you must not take Money of.
_Innk._ How comes it that you make a Conscience of touching any?
_Con._ Because it does not consist with our Profession.
_Innk._ Nor does it stand with my Profession to entertain Guests for
nothing.
_Con._ But we are tied up by a Rule not to touch Money.
_Innk._ And my Rule commands me quite the contrary.
_Con._ What Rule is yours?
_Innk._ Read those Verses:
_Guests at this Table, when you've eat while you're able.
Rise not hence before you have first paid your Score._
_Con._ We'll be no Charge to you.
_Innk._ But they that are no Charge to me are no Profit to me neither.
_Con._ If you do us any good Office here, God will make it up to you
sufficiently.
_Innk._ But these Words won't keep my Family.
_Con._ We'll hide ourselves in some Corner of the Stove, and won't be
troublesome to any Body.
_Innk._ My Stove won't hold such Company.
_Con._ What, will you thrust us out of Doors then? It may be we shall be
devour'd by Wolves to Night.
_Innk._ Neither Wolves nor Dogs will prey upon their own Kind.
_Con._ If you do so you will be more cruel than the _Turks_. Let us be
what we will, we are Men.
_Innk._ I have lost my Hearing.
_Con._ You indulge your Corps, and lye naked in a warm Bed behind the
Stove, and will you thrust us out of Doors to be perish'd with Cold, if
the Wolves should not devour us?
_Innk._ _Adam_ liv'd so in Paradise.
_Con._ He did so, but then he was innocent.
_Innk._ And so am I innocent.
_Con._ Perhaps so, leaving out the first Syllable. But take Care, if you
thrust us out of your Paradise, lest God should not receive you into
his.
_Innk._ Good Words, I beseech you.
_Wife._ Prithee, my Dear, make some Amends for all your ill Deeds by
this small Kindness, let them stay in our House to Night: They ar
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