lous than this.
_Phi._ When you shall be at Leisure, I shall be glad to hear them, and
I'll give you Story for Story.
_The HORSE-CHEAT._
The ARGUMENT.
_The_ Horse-Cheat _lays open the cheating Tricks of those
that sell or let out Horses to hire; and shews how those
Cheats themselves are sometimes cheated._
AULUS, PHAEDRUS.
Good God! What a grave Countenance our _Phaedrus_ has put on, gaping
ever and anon into the Air. I'll attack him. _Phaedrus_, what News to
Day?
_Ph._ Why do you ask me that Question, _Aulus_?
_Aul._ Because, of a _Phaedrus_, you seem to have become a _Cato_, there
is so much Sourness in your Countenance.
_Ph._ That's no Wonder, my Friend, I am just come from Confession.
_Aul._ Nay, then my Wonder's over; but tell me upon your honest Word,
did you confess all?
_Ph._ All that I could remember, but one.
_Aul._ And why did you reserve that one?
_Ph._ Because I can't be out of Love with it.
_Aul._ It must needs be some pleasant Sin.
_Ph._ I can't tell whether it is a Sin or no; but if you are at Leisure,
you shall hear what it is.
_Aul._ I would be glad to hear it, with all my Heart.
_Ph._ You know what cheating Tricks are play'd by our _Jockeys_, who
sell and let out Horses.
_Aul._ Yes, I know more of them than I wish I did, having been cheated
by them more than once.
_Ph._ I had Occasion lately to go a pretty long Journey, and I was in
great Haste; I went to one that you would have said was none of the
worst of 'em, and there was some small Matter of Friendship between us.
I told him I had an urgent Business to do, and had Occasion for a strong
able Gelding; desiring, that if he would ever be my Friend in any Thing,
he would be so now. He promised me, that he would use me as kindly as if
I were his own dear Brother.
_Aul._ It may be he would have cheated his Brother.
_Ph._ He leads me into the Stable, and bids me chuse which I would out
of them all. At last I pitch'd upon one that I lik'd better than the
rest. He commends my Judgment, protesting that a great many Persons had
had a Mind to that Horse; but he resolved to keep him rather for a
singular Friend, than sell him to a Stranger. I agreed with him as to
the Price, paid him down his Money, got upon the Horse's Back. Upon the
first setting out, my Steed falls a prancing; you would have said he was
a Horse of Mettle; he was plump, and in good Case: But, by that Time I
had rid h
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