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lous than this. _Phi._ When you shall be at Leisure, I shall be glad to hear them, and I'll give you Story for Story. _The HORSE-CHEAT._ The ARGUMENT. _The_ Horse-Cheat _lays open the cheating Tricks of those that sell or let out Horses to hire; and shews how those Cheats themselves are sometimes cheated._ AULUS, PHAEDRUS. Good God! What a grave Countenance our _Phaedrus_ has put on, gaping ever and anon into the Air. I'll attack him. _Phaedrus_, what News to Day? _Ph._ Why do you ask me that Question, _Aulus_? _Aul._ Because, of a _Phaedrus_, you seem to have become a _Cato_, there is so much Sourness in your Countenance. _Ph._ That's no Wonder, my Friend, I am just come from Confession. _Aul._ Nay, then my Wonder's over; but tell me upon your honest Word, did you confess all? _Ph._ All that I could remember, but one. _Aul._ And why did you reserve that one? _Ph._ Because I can't be out of Love with it. _Aul._ It must needs be some pleasant Sin. _Ph._ I can't tell whether it is a Sin or no; but if you are at Leisure, you shall hear what it is. _Aul._ I would be glad to hear it, with all my Heart. _Ph._ You know what cheating Tricks are play'd by our _Jockeys_, who sell and let out Horses. _Aul._ Yes, I know more of them than I wish I did, having been cheated by them more than once. _Ph._ I had Occasion lately to go a pretty long Journey, and I was in great Haste; I went to one that you would have said was none of the worst of 'em, and there was some small Matter of Friendship between us. I told him I had an urgent Business to do, and had Occasion for a strong able Gelding; desiring, that if he would ever be my Friend in any Thing, he would be so now. He promised me, that he would use me as kindly as if I were his own dear Brother. _Aul._ It may be he would have cheated his Brother. _Ph._ He leads me into the Stable, and bids me chuse which I would out of them all. At last I pitch'd upon one that I lik'd better than the rest. He commends my Judgment, protesting that a great many Persons had had a Mind to that Horse; but he resolved to keep him rather for a singular Friend, than sell him to a Stranger. I agreed with him as to the Price, paid him down his Money, got upon the Horse's Back. Upon the first setting out, my Steed falls a prancing; you would have said he was a Horse of Mettle; he was plump, and in good Case: But, by that Time I had rid h
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