surrendring, and some by running away. We are obliged to encounter
Death, Hand to Hand.
_Eu._ I have heard these Stories before now; but the Question is,
Whether they are true or not?
_Fa._ Too true.
_Eu._ Well then, _Fabulla_, would you have me persuade your Husband
never to touch you more? For if so, you'll be secure from that Danger.
_Fa._ In Truth, there is nothing in the World I am more desirious of, if
you were able to effect it.
_Eu._ If I do persuade him to it, what shall I have for my Pains?
_Fa._ I'll present you with half a Score dry'd Neats-Tongues.
_Eu._ I had rather have them than the Tongues of ten Nightingales. Well,
I don't dislike the Condition, but we won't make the Bargain obligatory,
before we have agreed on the Articles.
_Fa._ And if you please, you may add any other Article.
_Eu._ That shall be according as you are in the Mind after your Month is
up.
_Fa._ But why not according as I am in the Mind now?
_Eu._ Why, I'll tell you, because I am afraid you will not be in the
same Mind then; and so you would have double Wages to pay, and I double
Work to do, of persuading and dissuading him.
_Fa._ Well, let it be as you will then. But come on, shew me why the Man
is better than the Woman.
_Eu._ I perceive you have a Mind to engage with me in Discourse, but I
think it more adviseable to yield to you at this Time. At another Time
I'll attack you when I have furnished myself with Arguments; but not
without a Second neither. For where the Tongue is the Weapon that
decides the Quarrel; seven Men are scarce able to Deal with one Woman.
_Fa._ Indeed the Tongue is a Woman's Weapon; but you Men are not without
it neither.
_Eu._ Perhaps so, but where is your little Boy?
_Fa._ In the next Room.
_Eu._ What is he doing there, cooking the Pot?
_Fa._ You Trifler, he's with his Nurse.
_Eu._ What Nurse do you talk of? Has he any Nurse but his Mother?
_Fa._ Why not? It is the Fashion.
_Eu._ You quote the worst Author in the World, _Fabulla_, the Fashion;
'tis the Fashion to do amiss, to game, to whore, to cheat, to be drunk,
and to play the Rake.
_Fa._ My Friends would have it so; they were of Opinion I ought to
favour myself, being young.
_Eu._ But if Nature gives Strength to conceive, it doubtless gives
Strength to give Suck too.
_Fa._ That may be.
_Eu._ Prithee tell me, don't you think Mother is a very pretty Name?
_Fa._ Yes, I do.
_Eu._ And if such a Thin
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