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surrendring, and some by running away. We are obliged to encounter Death, Hand to Hand. _Eu._ I have heard these Stories before now; but the Question is, Whether they are true or not? _Fa._ Too true. _Eu._ Well then, _Fabulla_, would you have me persuade your Husband never to touch you more? For if so, you'll be secure from that Danger. _Fa._ In Truth, there is nothing in the World I am more desirious of, if you were able to effect it. _Eu._ If I do persuade him to it, what shall I have for my Pains? _Fa._ I'll present you with half a Score dry'd Neats-Tongues. _Eu._ I had rather have them than the Tongues of ten Nightingales. Well, I don't dislike the Condition, but we won't make the Bargain obligatory, before we have agreed on the Articles. _Fa._ And if you please, you may add any other Article. _Eu._ That shall be according as you are in the Mind after your Month is up. _Fa._ But why not according as I am in the Mind now? _Eu._ Why, I'll tell you, because I am afraid you will not be in the same Mind then; and so you would have double Wages to pay, and I double Work to do, of persuading and dissuading him. _Fa._ Well, let it be as you will then. But come on, shew me why the Man is better than the Woman. _Eu._ I perceive you have a Mind to engage with me in Discourse, but I think it more adviseable to yield to you at this Time. At another Time I'll attack you when I have furnished myself with Arguments; but not without a Second neither. For where the Tongue is the Weapon that decides the Quarrel; seven Men are scarce able to Deal with one Woman. _Fa._ Indeed the Tongue is a Woman's Weapon; but you Men are not without it neither. _Eu._ Perhaps so, but where is your little Boy? _Fa._ In the next Room. _Eu._ What is he doing there, cooking the Pot? _Fa._ You Trifler, he's with his Nurse. _Eu._ What Nurse do you talk of? Has he any Nurse but his Mother? _Fa._ Why not? It is the Fashion. _Eu._ You quote the worst Author in the World, _Fabulla_, the Fashion; 'tis the Fashion to do amiss, to game, to whore, to cheat, to be drunk, and to play the Rake. _Fa._ My Friends would have it so; they were of Opinion I ought to favour myself, being young. _Eu._ But if Nature gives Strength to conceive, it doubtless gives Strength to give Suck too. _Fa._ That may be. _Eu._ Prithee tell me, don't you think Mother is a very pretty Name? _Fa._ Yes, I do. _Eu._ And if such a Thin
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