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Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 153, Sept. 26, 1917
Author: Various
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PUNCH, OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.
VOL. 153.
SEPTEMBER 26, 1917.
CHARIVARIA.
Three bandits have been executed in Mexico without a proper trial or
sentence. This, we understand, renders the executions null and void.
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The campaign against the cabbage butterfly in this country has reached
such an alarming stage that cautious butterflies are now going about
in couples.
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After spending a one-pound Treasury note on cakes, chocolates, fish
and chips, biscuits, apples, bananas, damsons, cigarettes, toffee,
five bottles of ginger "pop" and a tin of salmon, a Chatham boy told
a policeman that he was not feeling well. It was thought to be due to
something the boy had been eating.
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Incidentally the boy desires us to point out that the trouble was not
that he had too much to eat but that there was not quite enough boy to
go round.
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"I read all English books," says Dr. HARDING in _The New York Times_,
"because they are all equally good." This looks dangerously like a
studied slight to Mr. H.G. WELLS.
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We understand that, owing to the paper shortage, future exposures of
German intrigues will only be announced on alternate days.
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At the Kingston Red Cross Exhibition a potato was shown bearing
a remarkable likeness to the German CROWN PRINCE. By a curious
coincidence a report has recently been received that somewhere
in Germany they have a Crown Prince who bears an extraordinary
resemblance to a potato.
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Mystery still attaches to the authorship of _The Book of Artemas_,
but we have authority
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