FREE BOOKS

Author's List




PREV.   NEXT  
|<   272   273   274   275   276   277   278   279   280   281   282   283   284   285   286   287   288   289   290   291   292   293   294   295   296  
297   298   299   300   301   302   303   304   305   306   307   308   309   310   311   312   313   314   315   316   317   318   319   320   321   >>   >|  
, that unhappy man has said his last words." He opened the door--stopped--considered--and come back to me. "With regard to that matter of sending the agent to America," he resumed--"I propose to have the honor of submitting to you a brief abstract--" "Oh, Mr. Playmore!" "A brief abstract in writing, Mrs. Eustace, of the estimated expenses of the whole proceeding. You will be good enough maturely to consider the same, making any remarks on it, tending to economy, which may suggest themselves to your mind at the time. And you will further oblige me, if you approve of the abstract, by yourself filling in the blank space on your check with the needful amount in words and figures. No, madam! I really cannot justify it to my conscience to carry about my person any such loose and reckless document as a blank check. There's a total disregard of the first claims of prudence and economy implied in this small slip of paper which is nothing less than a flat contradiction of the principles that have governed my whole life. I can't submit to flat contradiction. Good-morning, Mrs. Eustace--good-morning." He laid my check on the table with a low bow, and left me. Among the curious developments of human stupidity which occasionally present themselves to view, surely the least excusable is the stupidity which, to this day, persists in wondering why the Scotch succeed so well in life! CHAPTER XLII. MORE SURPRISES. The same evening I received my "abstract" by the hands of a clerk. It was an intensely characteristic document. My expenses were remorselessly calculated downward to shillings and even to pence; and our unfortunate messenger's instructions in respect to his expenditure were reduced to a nicety which must have made his life in America nothing less than a burden to him. In mercy to the man, I took the liberty, when I wrote back to Mr. Playmore, of slightly increasing the indicated amount of the figures which were to appear on the check. I ought to have better known the correspondent whom I had to deal with. Mr. Playmore's reply (informing me that our emissary had started on his voyage) returned a receipt in due form, and the whole of the surplus money, to the last farthing! A few hurried lines accompanied the "abstract," and stated the result of the lawyer's visit to Miserrimus Dexter. There was no change for the better--there was no change at all. Mr. Dexter, the brother, had arrived at the house accompa
PREV.   NEXT  
|<   272   273   274   275   276   277   278   279   280   281   282   283   284   285   286   287   288   289   290   291   292   293   294   295   296  
297   298   299   300   301   302   303   304   305   306   307   308   309   310   311   312   313   314   315   316   317   318   319   320   321   >>   >|  



Top keywords:

abstract

 

Playmore

 
morning
 

change

 

economy

 
Dexter
 
figures
 
document
 

amount

 

stupidity


contradiction
 

Eustace

 

America

 
expenses
 
respect
 
expenditure
 
instructions
 

reduced

 

messenger

 
CHAPTER

unfortunate

 

nicety

 

succeed

 

burden

 

shillings

 
opened
 

evening

 

received

 

SURPRISES

 

intensely


calculated

 

downward

 
remorselessly
 

liberty

 

characteristic

 

accompanied

 

stated

 
result
 

lawyer

 

hurried


farthing

 

Miserrimus

 

brother

 

arrived

 

accompa

 
unhappy
 
surplus
 

correspondent

 

Scotch

 

slightly