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ragon, the Lion, Red or Black, and such like, should be taken as examples of the principle on which all those places of plunder should be designated. Those time-honoured appellations are recommended not only by their antiquity but by their candour, and we would have every extravagant Inn, that is, almost every Inn in the kingdom, that does not rejoice in one of them, denoted and commonly called and known by a similar kind of title; as, The Crocodile, The Boa Constrictor, The Hyena, The Condor, The Wolf, The Ogre, in order to signify that it is the den of a ravenous monster that subsists by devouring travellers. * * * * * CREDIT AT A DISCOUNT. There was great consternation at the West End on the announcement being made that the rate of discount had been raised in the Back parlour--of SHADRACK AND CO.--from fifty-five to sixty per cent. Even this amount of interest was insufficient to ensure the discount of some very good paper--for though the paper itself was certainly very good, it was spoiled by some very bad names on the back of it. * * * * * [Illustration: WHAT EVERYBODY THINKS. _Young Palmerston, a sharp clever boy._ "OH, CRIKEY! WHAT A SCOTCH MULL OF A PRIME MINISTER!" [THAT MAY BE, BUT IT IS NOT PRETTY TO SAY SO.--_Punch._]] * * * * * [Illustration: ECONOMY. Mamma. "_My dear child! What are you doing with my best Velvet Dress?_" Child. "_I am only cutting and contriving a Frock for my Doll!_"] * * * * * THE EMPEROR AT BOULOGNE (_By our own Eye-Witness._) BOULOGNE has for some weeks presented the miserable aspect of a sort of daylight Vauxhall, or the "behind the scenes" portion of a theatre at rehearsal time. The "EMPEROR" having been expected nearly a month ago, the "authorities" who had made him captive in 1840 determined to captivate him in 1853 by turning the town into a series of "bowers of bliss" by the aid of at least 1000 scaffolding poles and some millions of yards of evergreens. The "authorities," having formed themselves into a sort of committee of stage management, proceeded to get up the scenery and properties a month ago; and during that month, the equinoctial gales have been shifting the scenery and distributing the properties in a most vague and impartial manner. Several "triumphal arches" have been for the last three weeks staggering in a s
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