e bell, delighted with the idea, and coming
between them] Oh Henry, if you wouldn't mind!

HE. Oh, I don't mind. I am past minding anything. I have grown too fast
this evening.

SHE. How old are you, Henry?

HE. This morning I was eighteen. Now I am--confound it! I'm quoting
that beast of a play [he takes the Candida tickets out of his pocket and
tears them up viciously].

HER HUSBAND. What shall we call the volume? To Aurora, or something like
that, eh?

HE. I should call it How He Lied to Her Husband.

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