wever, and after a light
was lit there was seen about the maddest man in the world. He took a
candle and went down after the doughnuts, and after running his hand into
a jar of preserved peaches, and another of pickled pig's feet, he struck
the right one, and after hot grease from the candle had run down his
fingers he came up with a doughnut, and then the baby wouldn't eat it,
then he sat down side-ways in a cushioned chair, applied arnica and swore
till daylight. A single shot was heard in the cellar that
morning, and the young life of that cat went out. As he rode down on the
street car the next morning, people marvelled that he should stand up on
the back platform, when there were so many vacant seats, and when a
neighbor asked him to be seated he said, with a yawn, "No thank you, I
have been sitting down a good deal during the night," and he looked mad.
It is such things that drive men to commit crimes.

TAKE YOUR LATIN STRAIGHT.

The school board, at its last session adopted the following rule: "The
continental system of pronounciation shall be taught in the high schools
of La Crosse, and no other allowed except by direction of board of
education." We are glad the rule has been adopted, as there is no doubt
that the continental system is the best. We have been pained beyond
measure, as no doubt all of the school board have, at hearing the scholars
pronounce Latin by 'tother system. No longer ago than last Saturday, when
we were in Mons. Anderson's, a girl came in and asked for a pair of Latin
corsets, by the Onalaska system of pronounciation. The clerk, not
understanding, went and got a pair of those undershirts and drawers,
complete in one number, with no tale to be continued. The girl blushed,
the clerk did not understand, and we had to explain by the continental
system, and the girl got her corsets, but suppose there had not been a
Latin scholar standing around there waiting for his wife to buy a package
of safty pins, what a predicament the girl would have been in. On behalf
of the people, THE SUN thanks the board of education for adopting the
continental system of pronounciation, only they ought to go further, and
make it a crime punishable with suicide for anybody to pronounce it in any
other way. There has been suffering enough by pronouncing it the old way.

PECK'S BAD BOY AND HIS PA.

HE IS TOO HEALTHY.

"There, I knew you would get into trouble," said the grocery man to the
bad boy, as a polic