Let me know it then.
SYRUS. Clinia has told his father that the wench
Is mistress to your Clitipho; and that
He brought her with him hither, to prevent
Your smoking it.
CHREM. Incomparable!
SYRUS. Really?
CHREM. O, admirable!
SYRUS. Aye, if you knew all.
But only hear the rest of our advice.
He'll tell his father he has seen your daughter,
Whose beauty has so charm'd him at first sight,
He longs to marry her.
CHREM. Antiphila?
SYRUS. The same: and he'll request him to demand her
Of you in marriage.
CHREM. To what purpose, Syrus?
I don't conceive the drift on't.
SYRUS. No! you're slow.
CHREM. Perhaps so.
SYRUS. Menedemus instantly
Will furnish him with money for the wedding,
To buy----d'ye take me?
CHREM. Clothes and jewels.
SYRUS. Aye.
CHREM. But I will neither marry, nor betroth
My daughter to him.
SYRUS. No? Why?
CHREM. Why!--is that
A question? to a wretch!----
SYRUS. Well, as you please.
I never meant that he should marry her,
But only to pretend----
CHREM. I hate pretense.
Plot as you please, but do not render me
An engine in your rogueries. Shall I
Contract my daughter, where I never can
Consent to marry her?
SYRUS. I fancied so.
CHREM. Not I.
SYRUS. It might be done most dextrously:
And, in obedience to your strict commands,
I undertook this business.
CHREM. I believe it.
SYRUS. However, Sir, I meant it well.
CHREM. Nay, nay,
Do't by all means, and spare no trouble in't;
But bring your scheme to bear some other way.
SYRUS. It shall be done: I'll think upon some other.
--But then the money which I mention'd to you,
Owing to Bacchis by Antiphila,
Must be repaid her: and you will not now
Attempt to shift the matter off; or say,
"--What is't to me? was I the borrower?
Did I command it? Could she pledge my daughter
Against my will?"----You can say none of this;
For 'tis a common saying, and a true,
That strictest law is oft the highest wrong.
CHREM. I mean not to evade it.
SYRUS. No, I'll warrant.
Nay you, though others did, could never think on't;
For all the world imagines you've acquir'd
A fair and handsome fortune.
CHREM. I will carry
The money to her instantly myself.
SYRUS. No; rather send it by your son.
CHREM. Why so!
SYRUS. Because he acts the part of her gallant.
CHREM. What then?
SYRUS. Why then 'twill seem more probable,
If he presents it: I too shall effect
My scheme more easily.--And here he is.----
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