gives distinction throughout to the story.

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Illustration: _Special Constable_ (_to suspicious lounger_). "NOW, LOOK
HERE, IF YOU DON'T CLEAR OFF, I'LL--TELL YOU WHAT I'LL DO--I'LL CALL A
POLICEMAN!"

* * * * *

"Experienced Chauffeur wants situation; careful diver."

_Advt. in "Gloucester Citizen."_

A useful man in a whirlpool of traffic.

* * * * *

"When the foe was announced, the country men did open the doors of
their stables to let the beasts over run in the neighbourhood.
Amongst them was a bull, who came out in the street, similling,
bending his hocks and waiterig anxious.

At this time, the gun started to boom. The beast, then, urshed and
gone away from the village. On the knoll a german section had just
taken place. The bull fell amongst, his horns forward, fool of rage.
He knocked down the Germans like skittles."

_"Democratie de L'Ouest (English-French edition)."_

This is almost as picturesque as some of the work of the "Eye-witness at
General Headquarters."

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