ur Good.
_Ge._ Nay, for all our Good.
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_MAURICE, CYPRIAN._
_Ma._ You are come back fatter than you used to be: You are returned
taller.
_Cy._ But in Truth I had rather it had been wiser, or more learned.
_Ma._ You had no Beard when you went away; but you have brought a little
one back with you. You are grown somewhat oldish since you went away.
What makes you look so pale, so lean, so wrinkled?
_Cy._ As is my Fortune, so is the Habit of my Body.
_Ma._ Has it been but bad then?
_Cy._ She never is otherwise to me, but never worse in my Life than now.
_Ma._ I am sorry for that. I am sorry for your Misfortune. But pray,
what is this Mischance?
_Cy._ I have lost all my Money.
_Ma._ What in the Sea?
_Cy._ No, on Shore, before I went abroad.
_Ma._ Where?
_Cy._ Upon the _English_ Coast.
_Ma._ It is well you scap'd with your Life; it is better to lose your
Money, than that; the loss of ones good Name, is worse than the Loss of
Money.
_Cy._ My Life and Reputation are safe; but my Money is lost.
_Ma._ The Loss of Life never can be repair'd; the Loss of Reputation
very hardly; but the Loss of Money may easily be made up one Way or
another. But how came it about?
_Cy._ I can't tell, unless it was my Destiny. So it pleas'd God. As the
Devil would have it.
_Ma._ Now you see that Learning and Virtue are the safest Riches; for as
they can't be taken from a Man, so neither are they burthensome to him
that carries them.
_Cy._ Indeed you Philosophize very well; but in the mean Time I'm in
Perplexity.
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_CLAUDIUS, BALBUS._
_Cl._ I am glad to see you well come Home _Balbus_.
_Ba._ And I to see you alive _Claudius_.
_Cl._ You are welcome Home into your own Country again.
_Ba._ You should rather congratulate me as a Fugitive from _France_.
_Cl._ Why so?
_Ba._ Because they are all up in Arms there.
_Cl._ But what have Scholars to do with Arms?
_Ba._ But there they don't spare even Scholars.
_Cl._ It is well you're got off safe.
_Ba._ But I did not get off without Danger neither.
_Cl._ You are come back quite another Man than you went away.
_Ba._ How so?
_Cl._ Why, of a _Dutch_ Man, you are become a _French_ Man.
_Ba._ Why, was I a Capon when I went away?
_Cl._ Your Dress shows that you're turn'd from a _Dutch_ Man into a
_French_ Man.
_Ba._ I had rather suffer this Metamorpho
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