we that his I----L M----Y, with that regard
for detail which characterises his great mind, has sent a special envoy
to London, and had all his liveries made in Saville Row, with which
unspeakably solemn allusion I close this communication.

[Footnote 5:] This is not intended to apply to our painters, who may
well be compared with those of any country, but to the designers for
manufactures.

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SPIRITED CONDUCT OF A PUBLIC COMPANY.

The Greenwich Steamboats have recently been employed in the important,
but somewhat dangerous, service of destroying the various piers, at
which they call for passengers. These absurd and useless
structures--which are usually composed of three or four superannuated
barges, loosely connected by a twopenny cord; several flights of stairs,
leading up into the air and down again, on to the next pier and back
again, or, indeed, anywhere but into the boats; a hut which combines the
accommodation of a watch-box with the cleanliness of a pigstye, and a
series of gangways which are intended to accommodate themselves to the
rising and falling of the tide, but which invariably stick fast at the
wrong end, and either carry the unfortunate traveller some 20 feet above
the wharf, or threaten to precipitate him down a sort of Montagne Russe
into the water;--these agglomerations of tar, dirt, touchwood, and
rope-yarn, have so long encumbered and disfigured the bank of the river
that the Directors of the Greenwich steamboats have come to the
resolution which their boats have been carrying out.

The plan, on which the work of demolition is carried on, is as follows:
The captain drives the boat stem on to the pier, without giving any
order to reverse the engines, and the immediate consequence is a most
satisfactory collision. It is not true, however, that the French, in
despair at ever being able to effect a landing in London over these
piers, have bribed the Directors to destroy these bulwarks of the river.
Nor are the Directors following the example of the Scotch Baronet, who
has just pulled down a pier on his estate, because the boats stopped at
it on Sunday. The cases are quite different, for the Scotch piers are
only private, or representative, and can be removed at pleasure, whereas
the London piers have persevered in their career of uselessness for many
ages, and can only be got rid of by violent measures.

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