Those enjoyed it; and now they regret it--for _The Lark_ is no more. It
was so original that its death is its only unoriginality."

#The Lark Almanac for 1899:#

Being a collection of vagaries from THE LARK, with original designs by
Porter Garnett; uniform in size with "The Purple Cow." Price, 50c.

_Published by_ WM. DOXEY, _at the Sign of the Lark, San Francisco_

"Who'll be the Clerk!"
"I!" said _THE LARK_.

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