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Title: The Confessions of a Caricaturist, Vol. 1 (of 2)
Author: Harry Furniss
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Language: English
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[Illustration: MY CARICATURE OF MR. GLADSTONE.]
THE
CONFESSIONS OF A CARICATURIST
BY
HARRY FURNISS
_ILLUSTRATED_
VOLUME I
[Illustration]
NEW YORK AND LONDON:
HARPER & BROTHERS, PUBLISHERS.
1902.
BRADBURY, AGNEW, & CO. LD., PRINTERS
LONDON AND TONBRIDGE.
[_All rights reserved._]
December, 1901.
PREFACE.
If, in these volumes, I have made some joke at a friend's expense, let
that friend take it in the spirit intended, and--I apologise beforehand.
In America apology in journalism is unknown. The exception is the
well-known story of the man whose death was published in the obituary
column. He rushed into the office of the paper and cried out to the
editor:
"Look here, sur, what do you mean by this? You have published two
columns and a half of my obituary, and here I am as large as life!"
The editor looked up and coolly said, "Sur, I am vury sorry, I reckon
there is a mistake some place, but it kean't be helped. You are killed
by the _Jersey Eagle_, you are to the world buried. We nevur correct
anything, and we nevur apologise in Amurrican papers."
"That won't do for me, sur. My wife's in tears; my friends are laughing
at me; my business will be ruined,--you _must_ apologise."
"No, si--ree, an Amurrican editor nevur apologises."
"Well, sur, I'll take the law on you right away. I'm off to my
attorney."
"Wait one minute, sur--just one minute. You are a re-nowned and popular
citizen: the _Jersey Eagle_ has killed you--for that I am vury, vury
sorry, an
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