Messrs. RIVINGTON'S list, has
attracted the attention of our Mr. D. C.:--
A SCHOOL FLORA. For the use of Elementary Botanical Classes. By W.
MARSHALL WATTS, D. Sc. (Lond.), B. Sc. (Vict.)., Physical Science Master
in the Giggleswick Grammar School.
A SCHOOL FLORA (ILLUSTRATED).
[Illustration: The Knock-down Blow. (One specimen.)]
[Illustration: The Birch. (Second Specimen.)]
[Illustration: "The Master of _Physical_ Science."]
[Illustration: Giggleswick Grammar School.]
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[Illustration: MODERN CRAZES.
(_The Last Thing in Musical Prodigies._)
"THE BABY BOTTESINI."]
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DESPATCH WITH ECONOMY.
(_Minutes relative to a Misdirected Telegram, found not a hundred miles
from the G.P.O._)
ORIGINAL TELEGRAM:--
_From Lucy to Flutterby, Peacock's Priory, Battersea._
"Ask JACK to dine with us at eight."
_First Minute._ This Telegram was sent to Peacock's Rest, but there
refused as Mr. FLUTTERBY was not there. It was re-directed to what was
supposed to be his address, "Morton's Repository, Whitechapel." It was
again refused. We cannot recover the sixpence. (_Official Initials._)
_Second Minute._ Who re-directed the Telegram, and why was it not paid
for before delivery? (_Initials as before._)
_Third Minute._ We cannot ascertain the name of the person who
re-directed the Telegram, and did not receive the sixpence because the
Telegram was never accepted. (_Initials as before._)
_Fourth Minute._ Who sent the Telegram originally? (_Initials as
before._)
_Fifth Minute._ We have sent an Officer to inquire, and find that LUCY
lives in Flower Cottage, Kensingbridge--she is the sender's wife. She
says she knows nothing about the telegram. (_Initials as before._)
_Sixth Minute._ Cannot the address of the sender be ascertained?
(_Initials as before._)
_Seventh Minute._ We believe the sender must also live in Flower
Cottage, Kensingbridge. Shall we send an Officer to inquire? (_Initials
as before._)
_Eighth Minute._ An Officer from the Head Office had better be sent.
(_Initials as before._)
_Ninth Minute._ An Officer from the Head Office has been sent. The
sender of the telegram is either out or says he is out. His wife
declares she knows nothing about it. (_Initials as before._)
_Tenth Minute._ Has the sender no other address besides Peacock's
Priory, Morton's Repository, and Flower House, Kensingbridge? (_Initi
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