e person who found his shoe-buckle
after the last levee, that he will receive one and eight pence reward
for the same, by bringing it to No. 2, Ely-place; or if he prefer it,
Sir Miles will toss up who keeps the pair. They are only paste, and not
diamond, though mighty well imitated."
"Paste!" echoed Mrs. Branahan; "the lying thieves!" her notions on the
score of that material being limited to patties and pie-crusts.
"The 'Bucks' are imitating the ladies in all the arts of beautifying the
person.--Many were seen painted and patched at the duchess's last ball.
We hope this effeminacy may not spread any farther.--It is Mr. Rigby,
and not Mr. Harper, is to have the silk gown. Sir George Rose is to get
the red ribbon for his services in North America."
"A silk gown and a red ribbon!" cried Mrs. Branaghan. "Bad luck to me,
but they might be ashamed of themselves."
"Faix, I never believed what Darby Long said before," broke in Kerry.
"He tould me he saw the bishop of Cork in a black silk petticoat like a
famale. Is there no more murders, Mickey?"
"I don't know, sir, barrin' they're in the fashionable intelligence."
"Well, read on."
"Donald, the beast, who refused to leave his cell in Trim gaol at the
last assizes, and was consequently fired at by a file of infantry, had
his leg amputated yesterday by Surgeon Huston of this town, and is doing
remarkably well."
"Where's the sporting news?" said Kerry. "Is not this it, here?" as he
pointed to a figure of a horse above a column.
"Mr. Connolly's horse, Gabriel, would have been in first, but he stopped
to eat Whaley, the jockey, when he fell. The race is to be run again
on Friday next. It was Mr. Daly, and not Mr. Crosbie, horse-whipped the
attorney over the course last Tuesday. Mr. Crosbie spent the day with
the Duke of Leinster, and is very angry at his name being mentioned in
the wrong, particularly as he is bound over to keep the peace towards
all members of the bar for three years."
"Captain Heavyside and Mr. Malone exchanged four shots each on the
Bull this morning. The quarrel was about racing and politics, and
miscellaneous matters."
"It is rumoured that if the Chief Justice be appointed from England, he
will decline giving personal satisfaction to the Master of the Rolls;
but we cannot credit the report--"
"The Carmelites have taken Banelagh-house for a nunnery."
"That's the only bit in the paper I'd give the snuff of my pipe for,"
said Mrs. Br
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