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le thankfulness to Heaven may be divided into two equal parts: I. An ardent desire to destroy combined Europe. II. A disposition to set fire to combined Europe, bringing off the women and children in small boats. Hah, hah! does combined Europe tremble? Does C. E. offer a certain sum to be let off? "Shall I ever forget, my boy, the recent terrible remark of that grim old sea-dog, Rear Admiral Head, just after that late tremendous capture of Fort Piano, on Duck Lake, by the Mackerel Chalybeate squadron,--shall I ever forget it? "Chip my turret!" says that venerable salt, in his iron-plated manner,--"Chip my turret if I couldn't take my flag-ship, the '_Aitch_,' and crush Europe like a perishing insect,--unrivet my plates if I couldn't!" But why should I dwell upon the dreadful suggestions of a theme like this? Europe--crowded Europe--millions of people--bright summer morning--everybody in the streets--Bang! whiz!--Great combinations of the Lieutenant General--Victoria and Louis N., do you surrender?--We DO! Solemnly do I say to you, my boy, let us mix plenty of this sort of thing in our devout gratitude to Providence for His mercies to us as a people, and henceforth we may confidently count upon the support of Providence--Rhode Island. Fairly and benignantly shone the blessed sun over valley and hill on the morning of that recent memorable day when I scaled the architectural heights of my Gothic Pegasus, and turned his front-elevation toward the Mackerel camp before the much-banged City of Paris. Brightly gleamed the fluted roof of my ancient pile of a steed as he went blithely forward on three legs, keeping one in reserve in case of accident: joyous was the alacrity with which he waltzed an imitative earthquake and tossed his child's-coffin of a head. The exhilaration of the motion, the proud sense of being borne again, might ultimately have plunged me into a delicious dream of being divided into two parts, my boy, had I not suddenly discovered, on the road-side, some twenty yards ahead of me, the figure of a being seated upon a camp-stool. Hastily dismounting from my architectural animal, and tying him to an oak in such a manner that he presented somewhat the perspective of a modest country church with a tree before the door, I stole carefully upon the being in my front, and found it to be the Conservative Kentucky chap, engaged in the muscular game of "Bluff" with himself. His venerable hat, my
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