ap but of everybody else, to treat him as if he were
a child who was hard of hearing.

As a delicate concession to this unfortunately-born foreigner, Mr
Podsnap, in receiving him, had presented his wife as 'Madame Podsnap;'
also his daughter as 'Mademoiselle Podsnap,' with some inclination to
add 'ma fille,' in which bold venture, however, he checked himself. The
Veneerings being at that time the only other arrivals, he had added (in
a condescendingly explanatory manner), 'Monsieur Vey-nair-reeng,' and
had then subsided into English.

'How Do You Like London?' Mr Podsnap now inquired from his station of
host, as if he were administering something in the nature of a powder or
potion to the deaf child; 'London, Londres, London?'

The foreign gentleman admired it.

'You find it Very Large?' said Mr Podsnap, spaciously.

The foreign gentleman found it very large.

'And Very Rich?'

The foreign gentleman found it, without doubt, enormement riche.

'Enormously Rich, We say,' returned Mr Podsnap, in a condescending
manner. 'Our English adverbs do Not terminate in Mong, and We Pronounce
the "ch" as if there were a "t" before it. We say Ritch.'

'Reetch,' remarked the foreign gentleman.

'And Do You Find, Sir,' pursued Mr Podsnap, with dignity, 'Many
Evidences that Strike You, of our British Constitution in the Streets Of
The World's Metropolis, London, Londres, London?'

The foreign gentleman begged to be pardoned, but did not altogether
understand.

'The Constitution Britannique,' Mr Podsnap explained, as if he were
teaching in an infant school.' We Say British, But You Say Britannique,
You Know' (forgivingly, as if that were not his fault). 'The
Constitution, Sir.'

The foreign gentleman said, 'Mais, yees; I know eem.'

A youngish sallowish gentleman in spectacles, with a lumpy forehead,
seated in a supplementary chair at a corner of the table, here caused
a profound sensation by saying, in a raised voice, 'ESKER,' and then
stopping dead.

'Mais oui,' said the foreign gentleman, turning towards him. 'Est-ce
que? Quoi donc?'

But the gentleman with the lumpy forehead having for the time delivered
himself of all that he found behind his lumps, spake for the time no
more.

'I Was Inquiring,' said Mr Podsnap, resuming the thread of his
discourse, 'Whether You Have Observed in our Streets as We should say,
Upon our Pavvy as You would say, any Tokens--'

The foreign gentleman, with patient courtesy entreated