so signalled offer any objections, the policemen
on that beat will take the offenders to the nearest automobile garage
and compel them to drink gasoline.

7.--One long and one short toot means that everybody in the neighborhood
not in a Bubble must start promptly for the woods. Failure to observe
this rule will justify any chauffeur in chasing the offender seventy-six
consecutive miles in a southwesterly direction.

8.--Long and continued applause from the horn on any Rowdy Runabout
means that the chauffeur has lost the combination on his brain cells,
and is suffering severely from stage fright, superinduced by the sudden
appearance of a coal cart directly in his pathway. In a predicament of
this kind strict guiding rules cannot be laid down, but no blame can
attach to the automobilist if he climbs over the tailboard of the
vehicle and adds a new series of phrenological bumps to the suburban
part of the head of the offending coal cart director.

9.--If the foregoing rules are carefully observed there is no occasion
for further instructions, and automobubbling will become a thing of
pleasure and a joy forever.

LITTLE BLASTS OF HOT AIR.

Life is a tragedy, and that's the best reason why it should be well
acted.

What a lot of motive-power is wasted by those who jolly other people
along.

A fault-finder is a home-made knocker.

Every woman jumps quickly from mice and at conclusions.

"Don't be a clam," must be wisdom on the half shell.

The man who means everything he says is generally a stingy talker.

Hot air is mighty, and will prevail in politics.

A fool and his money is the root of much laughter.

INSOMNIA.

How to Effect a Permanent and Lasting Cure.

1.--Lie perfectly still and count 287,643 in a slow, methodical manner.
By the time you have finished counting it will be daylight, and you will
be surprised to notice how quickly the night has passed.

2.--Always partake of a bountiful repast before retiring, giving special
attention to a lobster salad, welsh rarebit and hard-boiled eggs. This
will, no doubt, give you delirium tremens, night-mare, St. Vitus' dance
and indigestion, but the pleasing thought will remain that you have kept
the rest of the household awake as well as yourself.

3.--Always undress in the dark. When you have broken three chairs, upset
the centre table and stepped on six assorted tacks, you will realize
what a stupid habit sleeping is anyway, and your sen