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he hour for palinodes has struck, At Hugomania he may run amuck; And, VICTOR being laid upon the shelf, There'll be but one to round upon--himself. * * * * * ELEGANT EXTRACTS BY EMINENT MEN. A very interesting article appears in the current number of the _Fortnightly Magazine_, in which the favourite "quotations" of many celebrated persons are introduced with much effect. Always ready to take a hint, _Mr. Punch_ has asked everyone he knows to furnish him with his predilections. The following is the result:-- Mr. BRIEFLESS, Junior, of Pump-handle Court writes, "I have carefully considered the circular you have forwarded to me, and am distinctly of opinion that my favourite reading is, 'With you the Attorney-General.'" "ROBERT" says that his favourite phrase is, "'Ere's 'alf a sovereign for yourself, but you deserves more!" "'ARRY" says he can't think of anything more "fust class" than, "The 'orn of the 'unter is 'eard on the 'ill." And (more or less) the whole world declares that there is no pleasanter announcement than "_Punch, or the London Charivari_, is published every Wednesday." * * * * * Mem. for Our Muddlers. It _cannot_ be in the interests of peace that we turn our swords into--corkscrews, and our bayonets into--button-hooks. That extremely secular reading of a sacred passage, appears to be the accepted one, however, in Ordnance Departments, and other places where they play the fool. * * * * * [Illustration: GERMAN ENGLISH. _German Belle._ "ACH! YOU ARE FONT OF YACHTING! ZEN I ZUPPOSE YOU ARE A GOOT _SALESMAN_?"] * * * * * THE END OF THE JUBILEE. I've been to the Abbey, the Naval Review, The Maske at Gray's Inn and the Institute too; In fact I feel just like the Wandering Jew, Or other historical rover: I've turned day into night and the night into day, In a regular rollicking Jubilee way, And now I can truly and thankfully say, I'm uncommonly glad that it's over. I've been to a number of Jubilee balls, And I'm really worn out by the parties and calls; I've fed in the City 'neath shade of St. Paul's, And ate little fish by the river: I've been to big picnics both up and down stream, I've wallowed in strawberries smothered in cream, Which, following lobster, most doctors would deem Was remarkably bad
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