avoided was the society of gaping fools.
JANET. Well, I'm just telling you what it said. Then, let me see--what
else did it say? Oh! It said the sole question was whether Mr. Carve was
the greatest painter since Velasquez--is that how you pronounce it?--or
whether he was the greatest painter that ever lived.
CARVE. (Interested.) Really! It said that?
JANET. (Nodding.) You ought to read it.
CARVE. Upon my soul I think I must. (Attempts to rise.)
JANET. Now, please, don't move. What is it you want?
CARVE. I was only going to telephone and have the daily papers sent up.
JANET. Where is the telephone?
CARVE. (Pointing.) There.
JANET. So they've put a telephone in your room?
CARVE. Telephone in every room.
JANET. (Going to telephone.) Can I telephone for you? I never have
telephoned, and I should like to. How do you do it?
CARVE. Just take that thing off the hook and talk into it. (JANET
gingerly obeys.) It won't explode.
JANET. What am I to say?
CARVE. Tell them to send me up the daily papers at once.
JANET. All?
CARVE. Yes.
JANET. But will they?
CARVE. Certainly.
JANET. (Into telephone.) Please will you send up all the daily papers
at once.
CARVE. Thanks very much. Now you can hang it up again.
JANET. So this is the Grand Babylon Hotel? Well it's a queer place.
(Her eyes rove round the room.)
CARVE. What are you looking for?
JANET. To speak plainly, I was looking for the bed. I must say I was
rather surprised when the young man at the desk said I was to go up to
your room.... But really, every thing's so nicely arranged.... I suppose
it's one of those folding beds that turn into bookcases and things?
CARVE. (Laughs.) No. This is my sitting-room.
JANET. Your sitting-room? (Pointing to door, R.) Then that's the
bedroom?
CARVE. Yes.
JANET. (Pointing to another door.) And what's that?
CARVE. That's one way to my bathroom. In a big hotel I always take a
suite, you know. It's so much more comfortable.
JANET. Isn't it rather expensive?
CARVE. To tell you the truth, I didn't ask the price.
(Knock at door.)
JANET. (Charmingly tart.) I suppose it's what you call "cheapest in
the end." CARVE. Come in.
(Enter PAGE with a pile of papers.)
CARVE. Thanks! Give them to me.
(Exit PAGE.)
JANET. Well, I never! It's like magic.
CARVE. Now let's just glance at these chaps. (Unfolding a paper.)
JANET. Shall I help you?
CARVE. Why? Here's
|