by a city block! Come on over and see her work;
she's gonna act in that Richard the Third thing!"
We breezed over past the African Desert and there's the troupe all
gathered around a guy in his shirt sleeves, who's readin' 'em somethin'
out of a book. One of the camera guys tells me it's Mr. Duke, Genaro's
assistant.
"A fine piece of Camembert he is, too!" says this guy. "He put me over
on this side to get the battle scene from an angle and tells me to
shoot the minute the melee starts in case I don't get his signal. One
of them dames fainted from the heat a minute ago and the rest of 'em go
rushin' around yellin' like a lot of nuts. Naturally I thought the
thing went in the picture and I took forty feet of it before he called
me off! He's gonna report me now and I'm liable to get the gate when
Genaro shows up! I'll _get_ the big stew, though,--watch me!"
At this stage of the game, this Mr. Duke waves for us to come over.
"Where's Mr. Genaro?" he wants to know.
"Search me!" I tells him. "I just left him an hour or so ago and--"
He hurls down the book and dances around like he's gonna throw a fit or
somethin'.
"I been all over the place," he yells, "and I can't find him! I want
to get this exterior while the sun is right and there's no Richard or
no Genaro!"
The Kid, who has been talkin' to Miss Vincent, comes over then and says,
"What's all the excitement?"
"Who are you?" asks Duke.
"We're from New York," I butts in, "and--"
"Well, sufferin' cats!" hollers Duke. "Why didn't you say so before?
One of you is the man I'm holdin' this picture for!"
"Why, Genaro says," I begins, "that next week is--"
"Never mind Genaro!" shrieks Duke. "He ain't here now and I'm
directing this picture! See that sun commencing to get dim? Which one
of you was sent on by Mr. Potts?"
"This guy here!" I tells him, pointin' to the Kid. "I'm his manager."
"Carries a manager, does he?" snorts Duke. "Well, run him in the
dressin' room there and get a costume on him. Hurry up, will you--look
at that sun!"
We beat it on the run for the place he pointed out, and as we started
away I seen him throw out his chest and say to one of the dames,
"_That's_ the way those stars should be handled all the time! Fussing
over them is a mistake; you must show them at once that no such thing
as temperament will be tolerated! Broadway star, eh? Well, you saw
how _I_ handled him!"
I didn't quite make that stu
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